Nobody has posed for more Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues than Christie Brinkley. Homegirl’s been in the magazine eight times overall and even appeared on the cover three years in a row — 1979, 1980, and 1981 — a feat that has yet to be matched.
Now, at the age of 63, Brinkley is back. SI released a few sneak peeks of her latest photo shoot on Monday, and I must say, she’s still got it. Crazy to think that a chick your dad kept photos of under his bed is throwing serious heat almost 40 years later.
After combing through her Instagram, I have a few questions.
1. How the flying fuck is she 63?
"This is a real full circle moment for me," @christiebrinkley said through tears on set. "I can get very emotional about this. How many years ago, I was that insecure girl hoping that I would be good enough for the magazine. So to see my daughters now having the same thoughts I had, and to be able to see them actually be there on the job, was definitely a big moment." (📷: @emmanuelle.hauguel) | @comohotels #ParrotCay
2. Are those her daughters, her sisters, or people she has enslaved to harvest their youth?
3. Is she some type of God? Because that would explain why she can walk on water.
Yes! I am excited to announce that I am back in @si_swimsuit ..I figured with my gorgeous daughters @alexarayjoel and @sailorbrinkleycook by my side whose going to be looking at me! Oh and My kids think I walk on water, so let's not mention the apple box concealed just under the surface. For a preview check out @people.com ..and thank you Sports Illustrated for sending the powerful message that good things come in packages of every size and we do not come with an expiration date! 🌸🌴psI can’t wait to see everyone at VIBES on Feb 17th and 18th in Houston! #proudmomhere! #vibes
4. Is it really because of BioSil? Because if it is, whoever made that shit deserves a Nobel prize.
A very well known hairdresser at work recommended this to me a couple years ago so I tried it. I always believed it taking care of my skin with the best skincare and the best nutrition so adding this to my healthy diet made sense to me. I wrote about this in my book Timeless Beauty and I have now become a spokesperson . Just thought id let those of you who didn't see this is my book in on this great #beauty tip!#brinkleybeautytiptuesday #bbtt #vegetarian #reduceswrinkles #reducesfinelines #thickenshair #strengthenshair #promoteshealthyjointsandbones #promotescollagen @biosil_usa @brinkleybeauty @preferrednutrition thanks for the post #hair #skin #nails #skincare #healthyskin #healthyhair #beautyarsenal #strongernails #beautytip #nutrition #healthydiet #healthandbeauty 🌿🌸🌺🌿
5. No way, man. This isn’t really her 63rd birthday party, is it?
6. Why does this photo make my pants feel tighter?
7. Did she find some sort of buried magical relic enabling her to prolong her freakish youth even further?
8. How does the Total Gym allow her to literally defy the laws of nature?
9. How come she got to chill with Edna from The Incredibles?
10. Can I trade lives with that horse?
Howdy Texas! When I rode into town last month with my @bellissimaprosecco I took pictures with a lot of wonderful people at @tomthumbtx .Thank you all for coming! I really enjoyed meeting everyone! A few people have mentioned they were not sure where to get the photos . Here you go…they can be found at hatleys.com 📸🐎⭐️🍾 Thank you #punkandritacarter 💛💛
11. Is she a Nazi?
12. Again. Are we sure she’s 63 and not 23?
When you celebrate I hope you choose my new organic all natural vegan @bellissimaprosecco .. My big Bellissima dream is that we become synonymous with joy , dreams come true, laughter, achievement, a part of the best times in your life! Check out our new website at www.bellissimaprosecco.com for more information #organic prosecco #allnaturalprosecco #vegan prosecco #brutdoc #rosé #zerosugar my dress is by @victoriabeckham
13. What ages better — her or that wine?
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