Wayne’s World is 25 years old, which means you also are old, and so then am I. I definitely saw it well over 1,000 times as a teenager, but probably not since, like 1998 or something. So in honor of the anniversary, I fired up the VHS and looked at the movie with new eyes and noticed a lot of things I’d never noticed before.
1. The film opens with Rob Lowe in bed with a waitress from a pizza parlor, and a half-eaten pizza. Like Rob Lowe has ever eaten pizza. You don’t get six packs like that eating like a college freshman. (And me.)
2. That bed is full of both Ione Skye (Diane Court from Say Anything) and pizza, and yet they’re watching TV?
3. The modern day equivalent of Wayne and Garth’s show is a crappy YouTube channel…
4. Except you actually want to watch it.
5. The Suck Kut guy has definitely had sex with the Suck Kut.