My junior year of high school I got into a very heated debate with my friend over whether Cheetos were considered chips. After half an hour of yelling about this, he finally called Frito-Lay headquarters to ask their opinion on the matter. They’re not chips
I once spent almost an entire class trying to explain the “Bob’s mom has three kids. April, May, and who?” riddle to a girl that sat next to me. She must have answered with every month at least once, even after I drew the family tree and pointed to Bob and his mother as I repeated it very slowly. She simply could not even.
What hummus is made out of? I said Garbanzo beans, my boyfriend said chickpeas. Neither of us knew what the other was.
The great toilet roll debate.
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