Ah, the life of a married sleazeball. Back in the day, he would have to go all the way to happy hour at Applebee’s to find a woman to cheat on his wife with. Nowadays, thanks to the beauty of modern technology, Tinder is his stomping ground. But with newfound benefits comes unforeseen pitfalls — like your wife seeing the public profile you use to whore yourself out to other women. Whoops!
When this wife found her husband’s Tinder app, she decided to help him out and rework his bio: