As much as I want to believe it, parenthood isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be. I just adopted a rescue pup and he can be quite the handful, toys all over the place, messy eater, the usual. Clearly, I’m not ready to have children as I compare babies and puppies, but they’re in the same ballpark right? If you’re expecting sometime soon take it from this stay-at-home Dad who takes notes of all the ups and downs of daily Dad life.
Chris Illuminati (yes that’s his real name) says he started writing his notes “As a joke (because I’ve never taken anything in life seriously), I wrote down even the simplest of tasks and pinned it to my bulletin board. I forgot all about the note. I also forgot to change the baby.” Illuminati’s brutally honest parenthood confessions have taken on a life of their own as parents have shared his hilarious anecdotes all across social media. Couldn’t think of a better way to compete with the stress having kids may bring. Now excuse me as I diligently take notes for things to come…a long, long time from now.