“I was at a convention with a friend and went to the bathroom at break time. He headed into a stall, and I went to the urinal. Another man walked in right behind me and headed into the other stall, unseen by my friend. Now, this man had some problems. Serious noises and smells coming from his stall. And then I heard my friend say, ‘Dude, wtf, you trying to win a contest?’ Then he proceeded to let a huge one rip, and giggled. The man in other stall did not reply, and unfortunately still had his own issues. My friend said, ‘That all you got? Check this one out, b—-!’ I was crying from holding in laughter at this point as he let another loud s— fly.
My friend thought I was in the other stall and we were alone in there. The other guy probably thought he’s in there with an absolute psycho. Finally my friend, after getting no response from me, said, ‘Yeah boy, my s— so powerful, it got you speechless,’ and he laughed. Other guy was probably terrified.
At this point, I started washing my hands, so my friend could simultaneously hear the faucet running and the s—ting still going on in the stall next to him. I said, ‘Hey Joe, just gonna wash up and head back to the meeting room, meet ya there.’ It was absolutely hilarious how quiet that bathroom got when the realization sunk in for him. By the time they were both done, nobody wanted to come out first. My friend joined me in the meeting room, red-faced, with a look that said, ‘Seriously, dude, could you not have spoken up sooner?'” – BaconJay