“This hasn’t happened to me or a friend, but to a friend of a friend.
Someday, somehow, the phone of the person in question got into the hands of a (very unorthodox) girl.
She searched something in that phone, and did not use incognito neither did she clear the history.
Unfortunely for our dude, later that night his mother found his phone and opened his browser, and found things that indicated that her poor little baby needed professional help.
So she goes to him and asks “ Son, do you want to talk to a doctor ? It’s totally fine if you don’t want to talk about it with me.”
The son just sits there,utterly confused.
He opens his browser later, and in the search bar the culprit stays, mocking, unforgiving:
“Why does my dick look like cabbage?”“