“When I finished my first date with my now wife, she was acting a bit awkward, well, more so than is usual for her. She was smiling at me, touching my arm, but wouldn’t do anything unless I brought it up because she was so shy. Once I finished walking her back to her building, I asked “Do you mind if I kiss you?”
To which she said something between “Yes, please” and “uh-huh”, kinda sounded like “Yuh hease”. Then, she went on her toes, was still too short, and kind of pressed her lips against my chin before turning beet red and started walking into her dorm.
Took me a second to process what happened before I started laughing, asked her to wait, and then leaned over a bit to give her an actual kiss. Now she just throws a pillow at me whenever I bring it up at this point.” — So_Incredibly_Bored