Look, I’ve tried. I’ve tried asking in Russian, but it’s likely I got the translation wrong and probably asked her if I could bathe her turtle or something ever weirder (Thanks, Google Translate.) I’ve tried playing mind games, but did that work? Shit no. This is my lovely short-stack of pancakes we’re talking about here. Her mind is like a 612-carat diamond, she wasn’t going to fall for that. My only guess is that she needed that 5th and final offer to help her make up her mind. Whadya say, Olga? Want to come to Austin, Texas and tie the knot yet (or at least grace the internet with a photoshoot) ? Let me know.
All (terrible) jokes aside, check out Olga’s Instagram RIGHT HERE.