I don’t know why homegirl decided to finally respond to this guy after five years. Maybe her own marriage has gone to shit. Maybe she’s just so insecure that she needs to know she could still get it. I’m guessing a combination of both.
Either way, the man wasn’t having any of it. And he served her the textual equivalent of blue balls in the most brilliant rejection possible. Good luck on the marriage, my man. It seems like you’re off to a rock solid start.
Via Ebaum’s World