All your life there have been people telling you to get off your rump and go live it to the fullest. Well, that’s easy for them to say. There is a lot of scary shit out there. I mean, at least you’ll live a long, albeit somewhat boring and sad life, in your mother’s basement—locked away from unnatural dangers. Next time someone accuses you of being a hermit, show them these statistics of chances of dying unnaturally, and make them a comfy place in the corner to sleep.