Waste collectors. It’s literally a dirty job, and somebody’s got to do it. Most people would not want to pick up garbage, let alone other people’s garbage. But waste collectors, or sanitation workers, do it. We just fill up a can with the stuff that we want to disappear out of our lives forever because it’s disgusting, old, smelly, or rotten, and these people will pull up to your house, empty that can, and be on their way, often while you’re still sleeping or off at work. This is an amazing service—and they take recyclables and yard waste away, too, and all for a pretty low price.