It is one of the most trying events in the modern relationship: going to the mall with your girl. Everyday, countless men are forced to sit in abject boredom while their lady tries on purse after purse — a cruel irony, as it is his wallet that will be reached into when she finally finds the right one.
“That one looks great!” you say, trying your best to sound excited.
“You say that about all of them!” she replies.
The search will continue for at least two more hours.