But this mom took things from gross TMI to horrifyingly embarrassing.
The mother told her daughter that the man she’s been dating for a while banged her first. Even worse, he banged mom the night before taking the daughter’s v-card.
If finding out the man who popped your cherry was inside of your mother a mere 24 hours beforehand doesn’t fuck you up, nothing will. Understandably, the daughter was pretty far from okay with the situation. So what is a mother to do?
If you answered anything other than “explain the entire ordeal on Facebook for all of your friends and family to see”, then you are probably a decent, stable human being. But this sick mother is neither of those things, which led to her to post the following status: