Of course, no serious bank robber would ever consider using a donkey as a getaway vehicle. They’re way too slow and unreliable. Well, that didn’t stop a band of thieves in Juan de Acosta, Colombia. First, they stole Xavi (the donkey); then they tried to steal the cash. Unfortunately for the thieves, Xavi didn’t cooperate and ended up running away with the loot attached to his back.