I’m not a teacher but I’m sure if my 1st-grade teacher was on Reddit she would tell this story.
I just got done vaguely learning about drugs and alcohol at school, with my new found knowledge I vowed to be drug-free. My dad worked for a Heineken at the time and I knew that was beer which I was taught is alcohol which is a drug. Cue sharing time, we’re sitting in a circle talking about what our parents do, I was the first one to start. I started telling them that my dad worked for a beer company when it dawned on me….my dad was a drug dealer!
I started crying and couldn’t articulate my words but what I did spit out was “MY DAD SELLS DRUGS”. Needless to say my parents were called to the school and laughs were had all around when they finally got me to calm down enough to explain why I said that.