When I was in high school I was shopping at Mervyns and I squatted down to look at some shorts on the lower rack and I busted the ass out of my pants. An employee that worked there at the time helped me out by taking one of the discounted sweaters off of the rack and said that it would only cost her a couple cents to buy it and that I could cover myself up with it! I was so thankful because my pants split literally from the crotch all the way up the back to the top right between the pockets! Both of my butt cheeks were out!
Fast forward to two years ago, I’m at target and the woman is a cashier there, I don’t recognize her but she immediately recognizes me and says “oh my gosh I never thought I would ever see you again!” She reminds me of how we know each other then proceeds to call “Kathy” over… she says “Kathy, this is the girl that I was telling you about that blew the butt out of her pants when I worked at Mervyns!!”
They die laughing and I turned completely red.. I had no idea I’d be humiliated 15 years later.