She also makes a few hilarious, self-effacing claims that any man would be lucky to find in a woman.
“I don’t have legs, but don’t worry, I’m taking it in stride
My life was a trainwreck (literally hit by a fucking train)…
I’ll never run away from you
Front row parking
Technically I can still doggy paddle, I even have sexy land roving bionic legs
I have similar functions to a vacuum, easily portable-I come on wheels and I suck
It’s not uncomfortable for me to put my legs behind my head.”