General rule of thumb: only give the ability to time travel to someone who is qualified, preferably the person smart enough to build a time machine. Definitely don’t give me a time machine! Please don’t do it! The future will not be safe, and some weird sh*t would go down – the unqualified of the world should keep out of this one. In honor of Hulu’s new series, Future Man (all episodes streaming now), we thought we’d remind ourselves why you don’t give an idiot a time machine.