“Driver is in tears begging me not to give him a speeding ticket since he was going to have his license suspended.
Me: tell you what, if you have any information about something more serious than this ticket, I’ll give you a warning.
Driver: a couple buddies and I broke into a bunch of cars by Main Street
Me: you’ve got to be shitting me.
Driver: I swear! All the stuff we took is at my friends house.
Turns out the driver was part of a group that was going through car’s that were unlocked. We ended up arresting 4 people, 2 adults (18yrs old) and 2 juveniles. They all went to jail for a few years, but I kept my promise and did not give the driver a ticket.” – HomerJSimpson3