Tame the Beast Nutt Butter (31% off) –
No, this is not the spreadable foodstuff. Very important distinction. Nutt Butter is the first ever multipurpose lotion for your little buddies. There are loads of products for your nethers designed to keep ’em dry and smelling nice, but they also wind up with a distinctive, unnatural chemical smell that you think only you can smell but everyone else can totally smell. Not only will Nutt Butter make your testies smell their besties, but it checks all the cosmetic boxes, too: anti-aging, anti-shriveling, anti-chafing, anti-dryness, anti-sagging… Basically, it’ll keep your balls beautiful. And who doesn’t want that?