Lions, tigers and martinis, oh my! theCHIVE’s favorite secret agent with mommy issues, Archer is back. This time, he’s taking his love of witty one-liners, fast cars and faster women to a more tropical climate. Welcome to Archer: Danger Island!
As we eagerly anticipate what sort of debauchery this modern day 007 will get himself into, we need your help. So, pour yourself a little too much scotch, step into the Danger Zone, and caption the picture above with your greeting from Danger Island!
This year we’ve raised the stakes and three lucky winners will take home the incredible outdoors inspired Archer and Chivery prize packages pictured below!
All comments will be considered and winners will be chosen at the editors’ discretion.
Deadline is Midnight on April 20th.
To get you in the right mindset to write your greeting from Danger Island, here’s a little sneak peek into the new season’s ridiculous antics. Danger Island takes us into the lush jungles of the South Pacific, as our even more lush hero explores the island of Mitimotu, along with Crackers, his smart-ass sidekick parrot.
The year is 1939, and the rest of the world is concerned about the looming Second World War, but Archer is mostly concerned with drinking, screwing, gambling, and generally bumbling his way around French Polynesia. Ah what a life, right? Our favorite semi-functioning alcoholic pilot will have to navigate the challenges of Danger Island like quicksand, cannibals, super-intelligent monkeys, poison darts and where all the whiskey has gone?! Be sure to catch Archer: Danger Island when it premieres Wednesday, April 25th at 10PM on FXX!
Have fun with it, good luck, and may the captions be ever in your favor!
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Must be a resident of the United States to win.