“Your aura is really strong, I just had to come back, what did you do today?” – strange lady who turned around and followed me down an aisle in Target.
“I was buying some chips at super market and my cashier is this nice older lady. As she’s ringing me up, she says in the nicest, most sincere way, “I don’t know if you’ve ever been told this, but you look a lot like Macaulay Culkin!”
I really do think she meant that as a compliment, but as a 21 year old male who has seen recent pictures of Macaulay Culkin and has NOT ever done meth, I did not take it as one.”
“I was working out at my schools gym years ago. This young woman comes up to me and yells something like “It’s so unfair! No matter how much I workout I’ll never have ankles as nice as yours! Fuck you!” Before storming off. Also, I’m a guy.”