When you were a kid, you couldn’t wait to be an adult. But then you become one and all the stuff you thought would be awesome actually sucks. Driving a car? Have fun sitting in traffic for two hours per day. Staying up late? There’s nothing I’d rather do than sleep. Having sex? LOL yeah right.
And as much as those things suck, they’re still the GOOD things about being an adult. Add on all the bad parts — doing taxes, struggling to find purpose as a newfound dread of mortality slowly consumes you, wiping thoroughly — and you’ll wish you could push your balls back up inside you, sit on the floor, and play with Legos all day.
Anyway, the people in this gallery can relate to the struggle, and I’m sure most of you can, too. And if you can’t relate, then oooh look at you Mr. I Always Throughly Wipe My Ass.