Fellas, fellas… the apocalypse is nigh. After years of starting off your days in a Starbucks bathroom with a Pike Place and a pull, Starbucks will be banning pornography from it’s Wi-Fi. I know, tragic.
In all seriousness, I can’t believe that this is something that needs to be done. I mean, who watches porn in a public coffee shop? If you an afford a coffee from there and have a decent enough phone, you’re not the creepy kind of person that needs to publicly wank with their morning coffee. Or maybe you are, I dunno.
In any case, porn purveyor YouPorn isn’t taking this lying down, and has decided to ban Starbucks from their office.