Join the other mile high club with the legendary Colorado Keep Calm and Chive On tee! From the Bona Fide Denver Chive Chapter the CO KCCO will show off your love of the Rocky Mountains and Centennial State.

Keep Calm and Chive On Colorado available RIGHT HERE!

A portion of proceeds from this shirt will go toward form Chive Charities grant recipient, Jaiden Rogers, who suffers from a rare skin condition known as Stiff Skin Syndrome. Read about his story HERE.

Join the other mile high club with the legendary Colorado Keep Calm and Chive On tee! From the Bona Fide Denver Chive Chapter the CO KCCO will show off your love of the Rocky Mountains and Centennial State.

Keep Calm and Chive On Colorado available RIGHT HERE!

A portion of proceeds from this shirt will go toward form Chive Charities grant recipient, Jaiden Rogers, who suffers from a rare skin condition known as Stiff Skin Syndrome. Read about his story HERE.

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Over the past months we've had so many Chivers abroad ask us to shake up our launch times a little bit to make it easier for them to get Keep Calm and BFM in their time zone. Wish granted. 

Of course, if you're burning the midnight oil tonight in America, you're in this too! 

Let's get to it!

Keep Calm and Chive On available RIGHT HERE!

Bill Fucking Murray and BFM 3D available RIGHT HERE!

Bill Murray Classic available RIGHT HERE.

The Originals won't return for quite a spell after this so good luck!

From theCHIVERY Twitter: "There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

Over the past months we've had so many Chivers abroad ask us to shake up our launch times a little bit to make it easier for them to get Keep Calm and BFM in their time zone. Wish granted.

Of course, if you're burning the midnight oil tonight in America, you're in this too!

Let's get to it!

Keep Calm and Chive On available RIGHT HERE!

Bill Fucking Murray and BFM 3D available RIGHT HERE!

Bill Murray Classic available RIGHT HERE.

The Originals won't return for quite a spell after this so good luck!

From theCHIVERY Twitter: "There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

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I hope all our Canadian Chivers are enjoying their long holiday.  Canadian Keep Calm and Chive On Eh has  become one of our most popular designs and we're bringing it back today with all the Canadian bells and whistles.

The entire Chive Canada Line returns today including the KCCO and Keep Calm flags, patches, and yes, boobzies. (The boobzies always go quickly.)

Let's get to it, eh?

Keep Calm and Chive On, eh! available RIGHT HERE!

The crowd favorite KCCO's and Keep Calm Boobzies available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO's and Keep Calm Canadian Flags available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO's and Keep Calm patches 2-pack available RIGHT HERE!

Good luck!

I hope all our Canadian Chivers are enjoying their long holiday. Canadian Keep Calm and Chive On Eh has become one of our most popular designs and we're bringing it back today with all the Canadian bells and whistles.

The entire Chive Canada Line returns today including the KCCO and Keep Calm flags, patches, and yes, boobzies. (The boobzies always go quickly.)

Let's get to it, eh?

Keep Calm and Chive On, eh! available RIGHT HERE!

The crowd favorite KCCO's and Keep Calm Boobzies available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO's and Keep Calm Canadian Flags available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO's and Keep Calm patches 2-pack available RIGHT HERE!

Good luck!

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First, thanks to all the Chivers who signed up to 'Raid the Vault' early. All you had to do was sign up for theCHIVERY Newsletter and you got a secret link to The Vault at Midnight last night!

Doing so insured you probably already have your Keep Calm and BFM's. It's been very well received and we'll probably do it again so sign up here!  

Now for the big show. The Originals are back!

The original Keep Calm Green available RIGHT HERE!

BFM and BFM3D available RIGHT HERE!

BFM Classic Available RIGHT HERE!

Good luck!

Update: SOLD OUT

First, thanks to all the Chivers who signed up to 'Raid the Vault' early. All you had to do was sign up for theCHIVERY Newsletter and you got a secret link to The Vault at Midnight last night!

Doing so insured you probably already have your Keep Calm and BFM's. It's been very well received and we'll probably do it again so sign up here!

Now for the big show. The Originals are back!

The original Keep Calm Green available RIGHT HERE!

BFM and BFM3D available RIGHT HERE!

BFM Classic Available RIGHT HERE!

Good luck!

Update: SOLD OUT

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Whenever The Originals are made available every month or two, it’s always shitshow. And last month’s sale was no different. The obvious solution y’all suggest is to simply make more shirts. 

The reason we don’t is simple: When you go out to the bars or a concert on the weekend for example, you'll likely only see 2-3 people in Chive shirts … and I really like it that way - You get to RAK a beer or two, meet a new Chiver or Chivette, maybe have the best night out with new friends you ever had. 

Frankly, I don’t really want to go out and see 20 people wearing KCCO and BFM at a bar, it would kinda’ take the fun out of it, I suppose. I don’t wanna' try and high five somebody in BFM and tell them to ‘KCCO’ only to have them stare at me like I have a third eye on my forehead because they have no idea what I’m talking about. The fact is, if you are wearing BFM, you got in there in a 10 minute window, braved the server crashes, and scored it. You earned the sumbitch. 

That still leaves the shitshow and we’ve come up with a solution to make things better and worse all at the same time. FUN!

By simply signing up for theCHIVERY newsletter today you’re going to get to raid the vault a few hours early. After you sign up, you’ll be emailed a secret link to Keep Calm and BFM at Midnight EST the day before the sale. If you’re awake, you SHOULD have plenty of time to get in there. 

The downside is that this will slightly deplete the stock for the big show, making it more of a shitshow. We are capping the amount of shirts that can be raided early though. Again, this could be a terrible idea that I never do again but at least we’re trying to make this a little easier for those paying attention. 

Sign up to get Keep Calm and BFM tomorrow at Midnight EST RIGHT HERE.

The big show goes live this Thursday at 3pm EST!

Good luck!

Whenever The Originals are made available every month or two, it’s always shitshow. And last month’s sale was no different. The obvious solution y’all suggest is to simply make more shirts.

The reason we don’t is simple: When you go out to the bars or a concert on the weekend for example, you'll likely only see 2-3 people in Chive shirts … and I really like it that way - You get to RAK a beer or two, meet a new Chiver or Chivette, maybe have the best night out with new friends you ever had.

Frankly, I don’t really want to go out and see 20 people wearing KCCO and BFM at a bar, it would kinda’ take the fun out of it, I suppose. I don’t wanna' try and high five somebody in BFM and tell them to ‘KCCO’ only to have them stare at me like I have a third eye on my forehead because they have no idea what I’m talking about. The fact is, if you are wearing BFM, you got in there in a 10 minute window, braved the server crashes, and scored it. You earned the sumbitch.

That still leaves the shitshow and we’ve come up with a solution to make things better and worse all at the same time. FUN!

By simply signing up for theCHIVERY newsletter today you’re going to get to raid the vault a few hours early. After you sign up, you’ll be emailed a secret link to Keep Calm and BFM at Midnight EST the day before the sale. If you’re awake, you SHOULD have plenty of time to get in there.

The downside is that this will slightly deplete the stock for the big show, making it more of a shitshow. We are capping the amount of shirts that can be raided early though. Again, this could be a terrible idea that I never do again but at least we’re trying to make this a little easier for those paying attention.

Sign up to get Keep Calm and BFM tomorrow at Midnight EST RIGHT HERE.

The big show goes live this Thursday at 3pm EST!

Good luck!

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Our Canadian Chivers requested this quirky awesomeness and we're delivering. For the first time ever today we're releasing Keep Calm and Chive On, eh! It's playful and fun and we hope y'all enjoy it. 

The entire Chive Canada Line returns today including the KCCO and Keep Calm flags, patches, and yes, boobzies. (The boobzies always go quickly.)

Let's get to it, eh?

Keep Calm and Chive On, eh! available RIGHT HERE!

The crowd favorite KCCO and Keep Calm Boobzies available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO and Keep Calm Canadian Flags available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO and Keep Calm patches 2-pack available RIGHT HERE!

Our Canadian Chivers requested this quirky awesomeness and we're delivering. For the first time ever today we're releasing Keep Calm and Chive On, eh! It's playful and fun and we hope y'all enjoy it.

The entire Chive Canada Line returns today including the KCCO and Keep Calm flags, patches, and yes, boobzies. (The boobzies always go quickly.)

Let's get to it, eh?

Keep Calm and Chive On, eh! available RIGHT HERE!

The crowd favorite KCCO and Keep Calm Boobzies available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO and Keep Calm Canadian Flags available RIGHT HERE!

KCCO and Keep Calm patches 2-pack available RIGHT HERE!

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keep calm logo Chivettes Only! Keep Calm and the new Chivette shirt have has arrived!

Today we’re celebrating our amazing Chivettes. Along with Part II of ‘Sexy Chivers’ later this afternoon, we are also releasing our brand new Sexy Chivette Shirt and KCCO for our Chivettes only. Our ladies’ tees always go just as fast as our men’s shirts but we tend to order lesser amounts. We’ve amp’d up the order today for our Chivettes only.

Let’s face it, without our Chivettes, theCHIVE wouldn’t be half the community it is today. Thanks for your support and reminding us all that real is the new beautiful.

Sexy Chivette shirts here!

Keep Calm and Chive On here!

UPDATE: K.C.C.O. and Chivette tees nearly gone.

UPDATE #2: All sizes K.C.C.O. and Chivette Tees SOLD OUT.

keepcalmgloballaunchnow Keep Calm and Chive Logo Tee Global Launch: GO!

Tonight we’re changing things up a bit. theCHIVE is a global community and many of our foreign Chivers are sleeping when we launch the ever-elusive ‘Keep Calm’. Credit our Australian Chivers for speaking up.

So tonight while most of America sleeps (U.S. is still eligible), the rest of the world finally has a chance to snag the shirts. Good luck and Chive On!

Keep Calm‘ and Chive Logo Tees available right here.

UPDATE #1: Chivers across the globe have showed up in massive numbers. This is easily our largest order ever and neither ‘Keep Calm’ or the Chive Logo will last much longer. Unbelievable.

UPDATE #2:
‘Keep Calm’ – ALL SIZES SOLD OUT
Chive Logo Tees – BARELY HANGING ON

UPDATE #3: Chive Logo Tees and ‘KC&CO’ SOLD OUT

keep calm Keep Calm and Chive On has arrived

Keep Calm and Chive On is finally here in both men and women’s (scoop neck) at theCHIVERY. We’ve been really excited over here for a while about this awesome new design. It really brings the Chivers out of the woodwork wherever you go in our experience. Oh yeah, and it’s as soft as Lauren Gentile’s bottom… true story.

We have a lot in stock but we don’t expect them to last long. Good Luck. Here you go!

Keep Calm and Chive On,

John

UPDATE: We had hundreds in stock. Unbelievably, they are about gone. Won’t last much longer.

Second Update: SOLD OUT

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