In the Game of Cones, you either skate or you cry.
There has been a lot of building excitement about the Seattle Chive Fest lineup and it's finally time!
And let's follow that up with 2 Chainz and Steel Panther - if you haven't had a chance to see Steel Panther live, it's about as epic as it gets.
And we're proud to announce The Birds of Satan are playing! Foo Fighter's Taylor Hawkins and his band are going to rock the house. They've got all the buzz right now and the Chivers will be one of the first to see them live.
St. Lucia, Surfer Blood, Moon Taxi, and Saints of Valory are also playing!!!
Tickets for Seattle Chive Fest are available RIGHT HERE!
*Because we want a monster beer garden, you must be 21 to enter the Seattle Chive Fest.
Tickets for all four Chive Fests are available RIGHT HERE!
Follow Chive Fest on Twitter for all the inside details!
Chivers, you never cease to amaze us. Two weeks ago we asked you to submit your school just to be included when the voting started and we had so many submissions, you broke the damn map. Then, through only one week of voting we have accumulated over 250,000 votes from over 1,000 schools across the nation! A response that was way more than we ever expected. Well, you’re not done yet. The final five schools for the Raid Party Sweeps are:
- Texas State University-San Marcos
- Colorado State University
- Ball State University
- Texas A & M University
- Arizona State University
The votes have been reset, so if you live close to one of these bad boys help 'em out. You have until midnight (Eastern Standard Time) tonight to determine who theCHIVE will raid. The clock is ticking on this 22 Jump Street covert mission. Vote NOW.
theCHIVE is expanding its Advertising team and hiring an Ad Trafficker because, frankly, we're attempting to be all grown up over here. FYI, we're not, but we figured we would give it the ol' college try. As an Ad Trafficker for theCHIVE, you will coordinate the movement of ideas, creative projects, advertisements, and all associated paperwork with account managers, creative artists, and other advertising agency personnel. You will also communicate with clients to maintain customer satisfaction and report on the status of advertisements to upper management. To learn more about the job description, qualifications, and job benefits, check out Resignation Media HERE.
If you are serious about the job, please send your resume and finished Graphic to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com with subject line: Ad Trafficker. This position is located in Austin, TX.
With 22 Jump Street coming out on June 13th, we are throwing a raid party and want to see which campus is serious about getting their very own CHIVE meet up. Voting starts NOW so get everyone you know to bring this one home!
If this party is anything like our New Orleans meet up it’s going to be one for the books.
Click HERE to vote for your campus!
When it comes to pleasing our neighbors to the north the only correct answer is MOAR. So with that in mind, for the first time this year we are releasing the KCCO Canada tees in force at 3 PM EST (12 PDT), sneak peak HERE.
But in honor of this monumental launch we are going to dedicate an entire gallery to all ye sexy Canadian Chivettes out there. It's arguably the greatest decision we've made in ever. So this is a call to arms, ladies. Upload all your best photos to our handy submit page HERE
Your country is depending on you. I'm looking your way, Alberta.
With the mind-blowing underground growth theCHIVE has experienced over the past couple years, we need to man-up and continue providing our users with the awesomeness they come to expect. The first helping hand we need is a shiny new Special Operations Editor with a Knowledge of the digital marketplace (including social & mobile).
The next role, which is one we've been at for a while now, is the role of a new Jr. Editor. As you probably gathered by now content is king, and we want somebody to bring their own fresh brand of comedy and perspectives to theCHIVE. The job will require a keen sense of what is funny, unique and relevant on the internet. In addition the person will be required to keep on top of the pulse of the internet as well as to sift through hundreds of Chive submits a day to bring users with an updated daily batch of Chiver glory.
NOTE: BOTH jobs will require a 1 minute video telling us why you are the perfect fit for the job including a resume to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com with subject line: Special Ops Editor OR Jr. Editor.
For more details on both jobs check out the Resignation homepage HERE.
Applicants MUST be living in or near Austin, Texas in order to be considered.
As you know by now the Chive is in need of a couple new hands to help with our daily operations. The first job we're seeking is a super awesome executive assistant to assist Leo, the CEO of Resignation Media, with day to day work overflow. The role of the Executive Assistant is to enhance the Executive’s effectiveness by providing information management support and representing the executive to others position. That said, this person is an extension of Leo and our company and we are looking for a classy, polished person for the job. We only plan on hiring local, so you must live in or around Austin and have reliable transportation.
The second position available is for a paid intern to assist with the Chive Live. Chive Live is expanding and in need of an amazing intern to help with the day-to-day operations. This internship will be part-time and will be PAID. Again You MUST BE LOCAL to apply.
Tickets are now available for our Gainesville and Tallahassee meetups!
Tickets are free, and include three free drink tickets. Please keep in mind these events are 21+ and tickets are non-transferrable or for re-sale. Also, please be kind to your fellow Chivers and only RSVP if you can absolutely make it.
Gainesville will be happening tomorrow night, March 20th at Gator City Sports Grille from 8pm to 11pm.
Tallahassee will be happening Saturday, March 22nd at Midtown filling station from 8pm to 11pm.
Hope to see ya'll there!
Here at theCHIVE, one of our biggest goals has been to bring our online community offline. We love watching Chivers grab a beer, meet new people, and maybe find a little love. When we began throwing official meetups a few years ago, we started to see regional groups (or Chive Chapters) follow our lead, gathering on social media to hold unofficial parties and often raise money for charity.
And then these regional groups BLEW UP. Within six months, we saw the number of chapters double, doing incredible local charity work and throwing insane parties. With how fucking awesome they've become, we'd like to recognize the top chapters for all of the work they've put in and what they've done in the name of theCHIVE.
We're thrilled to announce Bona Fide Chive Chapters. Why Bona Fide? Bona Fide is latin for genuine and real - it's for chapters doing big things in their community and representing what theCHIVE is and what it's going to become.
There really isn't a guideline or criteria for making a chapter Bona Fide, it's more of a tip of the cap for being certifiably awesome. We'll be announcing the first Bona Fide Chive Chapter tomorrow, with more to follow.
To find the Chive Chapter nearest you, check out our interactive Chive Nation Map.