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My anus really took a pounding on this one

Warning: as you might guess based on that title up there, there’s some pretty salty language ahead.

From what I understand, the company that makes this bread has already changed it back to the way it was, so please don’t go picking up any virtual pitchforks. But what made them change it back? This hilarious mock-infomercial by a man who just might be the awesomest gentleman there’s ever been.

And the geologist dudes run for their lives.

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