A Cinderella Story

It’s a Cinderella Story. You imagine yourself at Augusta. You take a big swing. “Oh, he got all of that!” You’ve landed the ball on the 18th green… It’s rolling… It’s two feet from the hole… It’s one foot… Then… “It’s in the hole!” Then, you realize you’re working as the humble groundskeeper and you’ve just knocked out a clubhouse mum. The William Murray Golf Cinderella Story Polo is available HERE.

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KCCO Mardi Gras 2017

Don’t look now but Fat Tuesday is just around the corner. Cue the limited-edition, commemorative 2017 KCCO Mardi Gras tee, which just landed at The Chivery. It’s lovingly constructed of a drink-enhancing, bead-attracting Mardi Gras-grade cotton/poly blend that’s guaranteed to help you laissez les bon temps roulez, if you know what we mean. They won’t be around forever, so snag yours HERE to get it in time for the festivities.

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Das Horn!

Release your inner Viking and guzzle down your next mead or ale from Das Horn, like a proper savage. This bold and unique chalice holds 24 oz. of your favorite beverage and comes with a comfy neck strap, so you can still swing your battle axe while you drink.

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Power Glove Boxer

Put ‘em up… put ‘em uuuuppp!!! Time for some good old-new-fashioned fisticuffs. This nostalgic gem from The Chivery Laboratories combines two lovable pieces of machismo nostalgia: the boxing-ready overly-manly-man meme with everyone’s favorite NES-era game peripheral. Snag one HERE.

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What’s New on ‘The Chivery’

All new Punxsutawney Bill, Valentine’s Day 2017 collection just launched, plus Carry-on Cocktail Kits, Man Card, BACTrack Breathalyzers and more are back in stock at The Chivery.

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Punxsutawney Bill is here

Happy Groundhog Day from The Chivery! The real Punxsutawney Phil may have seen his shadow, but Punxsutawney BILL has arrived and is available right HERE… for now. This Chivery exclusive vintage-style tee is inspired by everyone’s favorite Bill Murray Deja Vu-fest and it’s going fast, so snag one now because you could wake up tomorrow and they’ll all be gone.

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Love Hurts

Let’s face it, love hurts. Sometimes, it’s a broken heart. Sometimes, it’s unrequited affection. Then, sometimes, you put a lot of work into a relationship with someone who has scissors for hands and you end up with nothing but a bunch of scars to show for it. Now you can wear your heart on your sleeve — or your chest, as it were — with the decidedly dark “Love Hurts” tee from The Chivery’s Valentine’s Day Collection. Head over HERE to snag one before V-day rolls around.

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