Look, we’re not here to tell you what your first priority should be. Not even second. What we do know is that, for a good time, safety should fall around… 3rd*, as perfectly illustrated on this all-time favorite from our friends over at Buy Me Brunch, which is conveniently back in stock. So, cruise over HERE and snag one before we do something stupid. (*Seriously though, please don’t hurt yourself.)
New polos, July 4th tees, BFMs and KCCOs just launched, plus old favorites are back in stock at The Chivery.
Let’s face it, Bill Murray will probably never show up randomly at one of your parties. And, even if he did, no one will ever believe you. So, take matters — and Bill — into your own hands with this vacuum-sealed 18/8 stainless growler, etched with everyone’s favorite celebrity mad man. It’ll keep your beer fresh and cold for longer than it should honestly take you to drink it. Snag yours HERE.
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