Tapiture is hiring an Intern

lead pic1 Tapiture is hiring an Intern

Tapiture.com is hiring a full time paid Intern to help out with community management, moderation, curating photos and customer service. If you are serious about the job, please create a 1 minute video telling us why you are the perfect fit for the Intern position. We also need to know that you have good taste photos so we are asking you to assemble 10 cool photos of stuff guys like. Make sure your photos have some variety and don’t just send 10 half nekkid girls. Include these photos and a link to your video (not a video file) and your resume to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com with subject line: Tapiture Intern. All videos and resumes must be submitted by end of day, Monday, Nov 12. Click HERE to learn more about the position.


theCHIVE is hiring an admin assistant

lead pic theCHIVE is hiring an admin assistant
You heard right, theCHIVE is hiring an administrative assistant. What does that even mean? It takes a village to do what we do over here at CHIVE HQ and by some freak of nature, John and I were born with only two hands each and we can’t hold all these limes. It’s an incurable affliction that can only be remedied with a badass admin assistant.

The candidate must live within 20 miles of Venice Beach and no applicants will be considered outside of that. The job entails everything. To apply you must record a short video (less than 2 mins) and upload it to youtube, vimeo, youporn -wherever, and email a link to the video with resume to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com. Creativity will always be rewarded. Do not send a video file, it must be a link. If you do not make a video, you will not be considered. You have till midnight on Monday the 5th to submit your video. More info on the position HERE. Gerd lerk.


The Enhanced KCCO’s, BFM’s, and Hoodies are here!

best kcco The Enhanced KCCOs, BFMs, and Hoodies are here!

Welcome to the big game, Chivers. As many of you know, last month we added a number of new enhancements to our KCCO’s and BFM’s including Gold Foil neck labels and QR Codes to the inside of the shirts. All in an effort to stay one step ahead of the massive KCCO fraud market.

Green KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Bill Fucking Murray available RIGHT HERE.

And for the first time ever, KCCO Hoodies are available RIGHT HERE. Just in time for the cold weather, the inside of these custom hoodies are super-soft. It’s like wearing a hug.

And finally, the Portable KCCO Bag Boards have returned RIGHT HERE. Hand crafted by our dad, they are not only beautiful, but also the perfect tailgating game.



If there’s a special need, we’re giving away the new, enhanced KCCO’s right now

chive on If theres a special need, were giving away the new, enhanced KCCOs right now

UPDATE: We have reached our vertical limit at this time on giveaway requests. Thanks to all those who sent in their emails. Stay tuned to theCHIVE for another opportunity to spread the love!

Tomorrow at Noon PST, the Enhanced KCCO’s and BFM’s will be available again for the first time in over a month. For all the new Chivers here, welcome to the big game.

Whenever we launch The Shirts, we always receive dozens of emails from Chivers requesting KCCO’s on behalf of friends who are sick, or often just totally down on their luck.

But as theCHIVE has grown so too have the volume of requests. We read heartbreaking stories everyday and we’ve come to recognize that, for many, the KCCO represents much more than a shirt. It’s something that reminds you to stay the course when you’re headed into surgery, it’s that neatly packaged shirt that arrives in your mailbox just in time to save the worst fucking day you’ve ever had.

I’ve learned that, in life, it’s the smallest things that make the biggest difference. With that in mind I’m to give away the enhanced KCCO’s away right now to Chivers who REALLY need them.

Email chiverygiveaway [at] gmail [dot] com right now on behalf of person who needs the KCCO. You must include their name, the reason, an address, and shirt size. You will not be charged. theCHIVE will assume all costs of the shirts, including shipping.

If you don’t absolutely need one, please wait until to purchase a shirt tomorrow, it’s your support that enables us to do this. I have not set a limit on the giveaway, but I’m going to give away quite a lot of them. I’ll stop when the accountants start screaming I guess.




For the first time ever, Kids KCCO’s and BFM’s now available!

kids kcco For the first time ever, Kids KCCOs and BFMs now available!

Over the past month, we’ve quietly kept a stock of pint-sized KCCO’s here at the office, mostly to send to our lil’ Chivers who get sick and need a little pick-me-up.

We’ve posted photos of the shirts a few times and received hundreds of emails from parents who want their kids to look better than the other children. To that end we’re making a small supply available today on theCHIVERY. If y’all like them, we might make more. If not, we’ll always keep a few around the place for when they’re needed…

Kids KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Kids BFM’s available RIGHT HERE.

We also have Baby Onesies available right here. *WARNING* May cause intense parental jealousy in baby-off situations.



The Chive Halloween Line returns!

 The Chive Halloween Line returns!

After Chiver at Heart sold out in under a minute during out last Halloween launch, we received hundreds of emails from Chivers who really (and I mean really) wanted to rock the shirt this Halloween. Thanks to our manufacturer for working long hours to make this relaunch possible.

The entire Chive Halloween Line is back, very briefly, RIGHT HERE.

Good luck and remember to scare the shit out of some children this Halloween.


Releasing 50 more tickets for the official CHIVE Seattle meetup right meow!

seattle meetup on sale now Releasing 50 more tickets for the official CHIVE Seattle meetup right meow!

The fire marshal has given us the green light to add 50 more people to theCHIVE’s first official Seattle meetup. We are realeasing 50 more tickets right NOW! Click here to purchase.
We are still looking for an after party spot, so if there are any Chivers out there who own or manage a bar near the Garage, please email us at thechivesubmit[at]gmail[dot]com.

John n Leo

UPDATE: All tickets SOLD OUT.


theCHIVE Official Seattle meetup tickets on sale now!

seattle meetup on sale now2 theCHIVE Official Seattle meetup tickets on sale now!

theCHIVE is coming to Seattle for an Official CHIVE Meetup this Thursday, October 18th!

We’re pumped to finally descend on Seattle for our first official CHIVE meetup! Come thirsty as Tito’s Handmade Vodka is providing the vodka. Join John, Leo, Bob. Mac, theBERRY girls and more at Garage Billiards and prepare for a night to remember (but probably won’t).

This is an intimate event. Tickets are limited to 200 so get ‘em while they last.

Get ready Seattle, the Emerald City is about to get a whole lot greener as theCHIVE takes over.

When:  Thursday, October 18, 2012 from 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM (PDT)

Where: Garage – 1130 Broadway

TIckets: $40 – includes a special edition KCCO/Tito’s t-shirt in addition to all the domestic beer and Tito’s Handmade Vodka cocktails you can drink from 7pm-10pm. Liquor drinks will be available for purchase.

Tickets on sale now for theCHIVE’s first official Seattle Meetup! Click here to buy.
UPDATE: Tickets are now sold out, but there is a good chance we may open up another 50 tickets next Tuesday. We’re waiting to hear back from the fire marshal!

The Canadian Military KCCO’s have returned!

military lead The Canadian Military KCCOs have returned!

The Military KCCO’s are making their second appearance right here on theCHIVERY today, albeit a brief one. Thanks to all our Canadian Chivers for your support for our little-site-that-could. There is something in the water up there, I swear, your Chivettes are getting better and better. Yes, a meetup in Canada is on our radar btw.

Because we think we actually have enough stock this time, you do not need to be a member of the Canadian military to score a shirt, but please limit 2 per order if you’re not. We’ve been getting emails from a lot of cadets who are purchasing for others, which is fine, we’ve extended the limit to 5 for you and everybody serving.

Canadian Military KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

For the first time ever, BLACK Canadian Military KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Oh, and because y’all are crazy about them, the Bad Mother Fucker wallets have returned today in Black and Brown right here.


Some Bad Mother Fucker wallets are still available RIGHT HERE.


Dave on Wheels has slipped into a coma…

dave on wheels Dave on Wheels has slipped into a coma...


Last night, Dave on Wheels signed off the internet with the Tweet above and slipped into a coma.

Dave checked into the hospital last week after experiencing shortness of breath. Doctors suspected he might have pneumonia and their worst fears were confirmed a couple days ago.

It is with the heaviest of hearts that I’m writing to tell you that the family is making Dave as comfortable as possible right now, it appears we may be losing Dave.

Dave’s sister has written the complete story on Dave’s current condition on Dave’s blog. She thanks the Chivers for all their support and has requested that everybody follow her on Twitter for any future updates.

We noticed this morning that many Chivers were changing their Twitter user names by adding ‘On Wheels’ to the end of their handles, theCHIVE has followed suit.

We will continue to update you here as the information arrives. Our thoughts and prayers are with Dave and his family right now. Dave has survived two comas previously. Even though this one seems impossibly worse, nobody is ruling out a miracle and we continue hoping for Dave to pull through.


John n’ Leo


theCHIVE’s Halloween Line available right now!

chive halloween feature theCHIVEs Halloween Line available right now!

Today on theCHIVERY, we’re launching our Chive Halloween Line. We have 4 new designs including the much-anticipated Chiver at Heart and Black Cat Saturday (check out what we made Mac wear right here)

These are (very) limited release shirts, good luck!

Chiver at Heart available right here.

Black Cat Saturday available right here.

Mummies available right here.

The hilarious Community Service right here.

UPDATE: Chiver at Heart sold out in under a minute. Yes, we’re reading your emails and we’ll try to make more and have another launch before Halloween.


A nice article about Farrah’s story, theCHIVERS’ charitable nature, and the future of Chive Charities

add farrah A nice article about Farrahs story, theCHIVERS charitable nature, and the future of Chive Charities

I often receive emails from Chivers asking me to post more articles about theCHIVE. Sadly, I rarely grant interviews because I think mainstream media is a silly thing. But when Melanie Asmar from Westword expressed interest in writing about theCHIVE’s charitable nature and the future of Chive Charities, I hopped on the phone.

Read the article RIGHT HERE.


If there’s a special need, we’re giving away Military and Firefighter KCCO’s right now

military and firefighter feature If theres a special need, were giving away Military and Firefighter KCCOs right now

Last Friday we announced that both Military and Firefighter KCCO’s will be made available this Thursday at 12pm PST, 3pm EST on theCHIVERY. Since the announcement, we’ve had dozens of emails from friends and wives of soldiers on deployment as well as injured soldiers/firefighters requesting the insanely elusive Chive shirts. The volume of special requests simply cannot be ignored.

We’re going to grant all of the requests right now, or as many as we can within reason. We know many soldiers are unable to hop online when the shirts are available. Let’s face it, the Wi-Fi in Afghanistan is dogshit.

Email chiverygiveaway [at] gmail [dot] com right now on behalf of person who needs the Firefighter/Military KCCO. You must include their name, the reason, an address, and shirt size. You will not be charged. theCHIVE will assume all costs of the shirts, including shipping. To many, Military KCCO’s are more than just a shirt. For those on deployment or in the VA hospital, it’s the small things that make a big difference.

I’m not placing a limit on the shirts, I’ll shut it down when my accountant calls and screams at me for the third time I guess. This is the internet honor system of course, so please wait until the big game on Thursday if you can afford one, it’s your support that enables us to do this. We’re about to lose our shirts on this idea, literally, and I really don’t care.



UPDATE: We’ve reached the outer limits of our requests and I’ve got to close it down. We hope these shirts help, we really do.


The new, enhanced KCCO’s and BFM’s have returned!

enhanced kcco The new, enhanced KCCOs and BFMs have returned!

After a nearly 2 months absence the new, enhanced KCCO’s and BFM’s are back in men’s and women’s sizes! To combat the massive KCCO counterfeit market, we’ve worked very hard making this subtle-but-awesome enhancements to the famous shirts. Now, recognizing an authentic KCCO is much easier.

These new KCCO’s and BFM’s now have a gold foil labels and custom QR codes on the inside of the shirt. This was actually quite costly but we are not raising the price of the shirts at all.

Green KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Bill Fucking Murray available RIGHT HERE.

For the first time ever today, theCHIVE’s custom made Portable Cornhole Games are available with the Keep Calm and Chive On logo. Just in time for tailgating season, get them RIGHT HERE.

We know these shirts are not easy to score, they’ll probably be even harder today, good luck and godspeed.


John n’ Leo

UPDATE: There is a hurricane of Chivers destroying theCHIVERY right now. Be patient and we’ll get bring this thing back online. It also helps, if you reach the purchase page, make sure to click ‘purchase’ only once.

UPDATE #2: We’re finally back. We understand the women’s KCCO page was hit hardest (Chivettes don’t mess around). The women’s KCCO are back online RIGHT HERE.

UPDATE #3: All sizes SOLD OUT.


The Canadian KCCO’s have returned!

 The Canadian KCCOs have returned!

Men’s and Women’s Canadian KCCO’s have returned to theCHIVERY for about the next few minutes. I’d like to personally thank all our Canadian Chivers for being such enthusiastic people in general. I’m especially blown away by how many Canadian Chivettes we have out there. Do y’all grow on trees?

For the record, yes, I know we need a Canada Meetup; I still try to read every email that comes our way. We’re working on it although I have no idea which provice/city will get it, sound off.

Men’s and Women’s Canadian KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Also, Keep Calm Posters have returned RIGHT HERE as well as our KCCO Big Badass Coffee Mugs RIGHT HERE.

As always, good luck and godspeed!



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