The Chivette Clothing Line is back, baby!

chivette launch with brittney The Chivette Clothing Line is back, baby!

After a month-long absence, the Official Chivette Clothing Line has returned (briefly), including the nearly-impossible Pink KCCO. In the coming months, we will be expanding the offering and we can’t wait to share the new designs with y’all (did somebody say thong?) because, let’s face it, theCHIVE wouldn’t be half the site it is today without our awesome Chivettes.

Pink KCCO available RIGHT HERE.

Chivette Briefs available RIGHT HERE.

Chivette Socks available RIGHT HERE.

Super-comfortable Chivette Yoga Pants available RIGHT HERE.

The last offering didn’t last long at all. Good luck!

UPDATE: All sizes, all items, SOLD OUT.


Military and Firefighter KCCO’s available now!

 Military and Firefighter KCCOs available now!

It’s been a while but the Military KCCO’s have finally returned RIGHT HERE. As y’all know, these are (very) limited run KCCO’s so please make sure if you’re NOT part of the Armed Forces that you’re purchasing a shirt for one of them, not yourself.

And for the first time ever, we proudly present the Firefighter KCCO’s RIGHT HERE. Yes, they are awesome.

As ever, good luck and godspeed!

UPDATE: All sizes in Military and Firefighter SOLD OUT.


Tickets available now for theCHIVE’s Josh Krajcik concert!

josh roxy meetup 3 Tickets available now for theCHIVEs Josh Krajcik concert!

Tickets are available right here for Josh Krajcik’s concert for theCHIVERS at the Roxy on Sunset, August 26th at 7pm.

In the interest of keeping ticket costs down, theCHIVERS are not making a dime off the concert. We’re doing this to promote Josh’s amazing music. I will, however, be buying tons of alcohol for Chivers… so just grab me and nicely demand a beer, I’m sure I’ll make one appear.

This will be the very first time anybody has heard music from Josh’s first album so when Josh is great big star we can all look back and brag that we saw it all first. Josh will also be handing out hugs after the concert. Hugs are free. The Roxy ‘aint huge so tickets will go fast!

Tickets available right here. See y’all there!

John n’ Leo

As always, Mac has not been invited to this event but he will probably show up anyway.

The Roxy
Sunday, August 26th. 7 pm
9009 West Sunset Boulevard
West Hollywood, CA 90069
Mac not invited.


Enter The Chivery’s Tee shirt contest for your chance to win $1,000

design contest feature Enter The Chiverys Tee shirt contest for your chance to win $1,000

Here at theCHIVE, we love our t-shirts and we rely on your input to help craft many of our designs, many of which have become quite famous. It’s time to take it to the next level and we need your help. The Chivery is on the hunt for new and original designs to feature in our store at TheChivery.com and the prize is $1,000!.

It’s simple, you design an awesome t-shirt, submit it online and we narrow down the top 10 designs and the Chivers vote on their favorite. The winning design goes to print to be sold in The Chivery and the winning designer gets $1,000! 2nd place wins $300 and third place wins $100. Click HERE to learn more about the contest and enter.


theCHIVE’s KCCO and BFM Global Launch is a go!

globe destruction launch theCHIVEs KCCO and BFM Global Launch is a go!

theCHIVE is a global community and today/tonight we’re happy to make the original KCCO Green and BFM available at a reasonable hour to our Chivers abroad. For our U.S. Chivers burning the midnight oil, thanks for staying up for this special event.

The original KCCO Green available RIGHT HERE.

Bill Fucking Murray and BFM 3D available RIGHT HERE.

Two more awesome noteworthy items:

KCCO Big Badass Coffee Mugs available right here.

The brand new Chive Logo Poster (which looks sweet as hell) available right here.

UPDATE: All sizes SOLD OUT. Congrats to everybody who got a shirt and thanks to all of our Chivers abroad for this idea.


theCHIVE is Hiring a Mobile Czar

 theCHIVE is Hiring a Mobile Czar
theCHIVE is seeking a Mobile Manager to manage the monetization, development and marketing of its Android and iOS apps as well as it’s m-dot site.
If you live within 20 miles of Venice Beach, CA and know the mobile space, we want you. If your email says “willing to relocate” we will not consider you for the position, sorry, but we just get too many applicants and need to narrow it down to locals. Click HERE to learn more about the job opening for theCHIVE’s Mobile Manger.


The Canadian and Canadian Military KCCO’s have arrived!

canadian kcco dars The Canadian and Canadian Military KCCOs have arrived!

It’s been a long time coming but after listening to your suggestions, we finalized the design and the color for the Canadian KCCO. You can ask anybody at the office, I haven’t taken mine off in two days I love it so much. I smell like roses.

Canadian KCCO’s available in Men’s and Women’s sizes RIGHT HERE.

Canadian Military KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

As always, these are not going to last more than a few minutes so good luck!

Also, if you haven’t read Farrah’s story yet, click here. Donation page right here.

UPDATE: All sizes in Canadian and Canadian Military KCCO’s SOLD OUT.


Chivers …

now is Chivers ...

This is a rare late night post from me so you know it’s important. I’d like all our Chivers to stay close today if you would. I don’t have an exact time (hopefully late morning) and I can’t yet discuss the salient details. But we’ve been called upon to help a girl injured in Aurora who desperately needs our help. More on this soon.




Join us at the Rattle Inn in Austin tomorrow for the 4th of July!

rattle lead Join us at the Rattle Inn in Austin tomorrow for the 4th of July!

Patty, Zach, and I will be in Austin TX for the 4th of July. Yesterday, I asked the Austinites what the hell we should do and we appreciate the overwhelming response.

I received more than a few emails from the Rattle Inn, right off 6th street. The owner/manager/all employees are huge Chivers. They’ve reserved their rooftop, and the rest of the place I guess, for the Chivers tomorrow. The Rattle Inn rooftop is one of the best places to view the Austin firework display.

Because this is last minute all you need to do is show up. There’s no cover.

We’ll arrive around 7pm tomorrow and immediately begin getting wasted with our fellow Chivers. You might want to arrive a little before then in case we accidentally Chive effect the place.

So if you haven’t made plans, or your current plans suck, come join us tomorrow and raise a glass to ‘MERICA!


Rattle Inn
610 Nueces Street  


Taylor Morris meets the President of the United States

morris lead Taylor Morris meets the President of the United States

It’s not surprising that the story of Taylor Morris’ bravery has reached the White House. Last week, President Obama dropped by to check out our hero’s progress. I spoke to Taylor just after the President’s visit.

“He was really nice and appreciative of my sacrifice. My girlfriend, Danielle, knows the President is a White Sox fan and told him, ‘The Sox stink, Go Cubs!’ He thought that was pretty funny and was quick to point out the Cubs are in the cellar right now. He (Obama) was very easy to talk to. I’ve been invited to watch the 4th of July fireworks on the White House lawn.”

I also spoke to Taylor about his rehab, which continues to defy expectations. Taylor has already been fitted for his right and left hand prosthetic, as well as one of his prosthetic legs. It will not be long until Taylor has all four prosthetic limbs.

Taylor Morris has come a long way. Two months ago tomorrow, Taylor lay dying in a crater, all of his limbs blown off, giving orders to his fellow soldiers not to come save him because it was too dangerous. On July 4th he will join the President on the White House lawn to ring in our Independence Day. Then someday sooner than anybody anticipated, the resilient sailor will return home to Iowa, and walk into a cabin the Chivers built. As we ended the call, Taylor said something very touching,

“John, what the Chivers have done for me, the cabin… I met the President… it’s unbelievable. But the letters and emails of support from Chivers have meant the most, even today letters continue to pour in (Taylor’s website). The variety of people I’ve been able to help and inspire with my story is so great. I’m very fortunate.”

“I’m very fortunate.”


A note on Sexy Chivers…

chivette lead A note on Sexy Chivers...

I remember reading some comments on theCHIVE yesterday. A few Chivers said something to the effect of, ‘How much you wanna bet John gets so wasted at the New York meetup he doesn’t post Sexy Chivers?’

And I was all like, ‘Pssssshht, I’ll post it.’

And then I got wasted. This isn’t the first time this has happened, it won’t be the last. I’ll make it up to y’all next week, I promise.

Thanks to all the Chivers who came to the NYC meetup last night. It was one for the books. Photos soon. Stay tuned for the Friday DAR, I’m working on that right now, bloody mary in hand.


Just in time for the 4th of July, KCCO and BFM have returned!

bfm and kcco fireworks lead v5 Just in time for the 4th of July, KCCO and BFM have returned!

After being sold out for 2 months, BFM and KCCO’s are back! We want to thank our manufacturer for working around the clock to get this done.

They won’t last long as y’all know. Best of luck and enjoy meeting fellow Chivers this 4th!

Green KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Bill Fucking Murray available RIGHT HERE.

Also, as many of you know, our dad custom crafts amazing Chive Portable Cornhole Boards. A (very) limited number is in stock right here.



Tickets available now for theCHIVE NYC Meetup!


The entire CHIVE and BERRY crew are making the trek from LA to party in probably the greatest city in the world, New York City. We’ve rented out Slate Bar in the Flatiron district a week from today and we hope to see ya’ll there!

Where: Slate Bar – 54 W 21st St (between 5th Ave & 6th)
When: 7-10 PM
Price: $60 which includes all beer, wine, and booze
Entertainment: Probably a world renowned DJ, or at least a really really good one.
Stipulations: Guys, if you buy more than 3 tickets, at least one of them has to be for a GIRL, with a vagina. Gender will be checked at the door without rubber gloves.
We have 40 discounted tickets set aside for the badass firefighters and police officers of NYC. CLick HERE to purchase tickets.

Disclaimer: As with all Chive meetups, there are no corporate sponsors and we don’t make a dime off the event.
We could only get a venue for 500 people so space is limited and tickets will go fast. After 8pm, tickets can be purchased at the door BUT it’s a one-in-one out scenario so you’ll have to be patient.

Tickets can be purchased HERE

UPDATE: All tickets SOLD OUT


theCHIVE’s NYC Meetup is set!

nyc chive meetup 500 theCHIVEs NYC Meetup is set!

It’s been 2 years in the making but theCHIVE’s NYC Meetup is finally upon us. The party will be at SLATE on Thursday, June 28th from 7-10 pm, that’s next week for anybody keeping track.

SLATE’s capacity is 500 people and we’ll be making 500 tickets available tomorrow at 10am PST, 1pm EST. The tickets not only guarantee admission but also pays for all your booze that night. There’s no corporate sponsors, we’re not making any money on this event, we never do, we just want to raise a glass with our Chivers.

Needless to say, these tickets will go fast. If you don’t secure a ticket, hope is not lost, if you don’t mind waiting in line, tickets will be made available at the door on a 1-in-1-out basis.

Also, there will be an afterparty at a Chiver’s bar, we’ll announce that location shortly.

I’ll have all the details for you tomorrow when the tickets go live but I just wanted to give everybody a heads up.

We’re all looking forward to this, it should be a proper shit show,

John n’ Leo


theCHIVE is holding an exclusive advanced screening of TED in Los Angeles


So this is kinda’ cool. Universal Pictures has asked theCHIVE to host an advanced screening of the new comedy ‘TED’ starring Seth MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg, and Mila Kunis, on Monday, June 25th in LA.

The film doesn’t drop in theaters until June 29th so this is badass.

I personally can’t wait to see this film because it actually looks fucking hysterical. So here’s the deal:

The first 250 Chivers to RSVP to tedthechive [at] gmail [dot] com will receive a ticket to this screening. You can request a +1 if you like. You MUST receive a confirmation email to attend. This screening is first come first serve, so please plan to arrive early to secure a seat.

All of theCHIVERS will be in attendance except for Mac, who will probably show up anyway. We’re all looking forward to sharing some lol’s with our fellow Chivers so get to your email, go!


John n’ Leo

Screening Location:

The Landmark Theater

June 25th, 7PM

10850 W. Pico Blvd., Suite 520, Los Angeles, CA

Theater 7

This is an R-Rated film so you must be over 17 to attend.


The NYC Chive Meetup update: Looking for new venue!

 The NYC Chive Meetup update: Looking for new venue!

Last month, we announced we were going to have a grand meetup in NYC at the end of June. The meetup is still on like Donkey Kong, our plane tickets and hotel rooms are booked; we’ve been day drinking for weeks to prepare… but we need your help!

We’ve outgrown the location we booked previously. After thousands of Chivers showed up for our San Diego meetup, we realized we’re going to need a bigger boat. We’re now seeking a location that holds at least 500 people.

I’m going to book the location today and announce it on Monday (I hope) so if you’re a bar or club owner in NYC contact us at thechiverules [at] gmail [dot] com as soon as possible. Your bar must be available on Thursday , June 28th!

Note: Bar owners/ managers only, please don’t email us if you ‘know of a place’ or you have a ‘friend that runs a joint’, we’ve got to finalize this today and we need to talk to somebody who understands what’s about to happen.

This is going to be our biggest meetup ever and we can’t wait to raise a glass with our Chivers. More info when we have it on Monday (fingers crossed).




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