Rapper Mac Lethal recently got an email from a guy named Darryl. The email explains how Darryl found out his girlfriend, Nicole, was cheating on him, and asks Mac to help him break up with her:
“Dear Mac — Today I found out my girlfriend Nicole is cheating on me. How I found out was a little weird. I found a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios in the sink. The thing is, she doesn’t eat f***ing gluten. I got suspicious and broke into her Facebook account while she was at the Taylor Swift concert, and discovered that she’s cheated on me with 6 different guys! Please make a video that I can send to her as my way of breaking up with her.
Darryl from Ohio
p.s. SHE HAS NO IDEA I KNOW.”