Tomorrow, for the first and last time this summer, The Originals are going to be available. 

And Raid the Vault is back! Basically, it allows Chivers and Chivettes who really want the shirts to sign up for The Chivery Newsletter and you'll be sent a link to raid vault a few hours early. After you sign up, you’ll be emailed a secret link to Keep Calm and BFM hours before the shirts are available to the general public. If you’re awake, you SHOULD have plenty of time to get in there. 

The downside is that this will slightly deplete the stock for the big show, making it more of a shitshow. We are capping the amount of shirts that can be raided early though.

Yes, we have implemented a RAKit option so you can RAK a friend. 

Sign up to get Keep Calm and BFM before everybody else RIGHT HERE!

The Originals Return at 12PM PDT, 3pm EST on Friday

Good luck!

Related Note: theCHIVERY iPhone and Android Apps were released today just in time for the launch. Having the App allows you to receive special notifications when all the impossible-shirts come into stock!


theCHIVERY iPhone App is available RIGHT HERE!

theCHIVERY Adroid App is available RIGHT HERE!

Tomorrow, for the first and last time this summer, The Originals are going to be available.

And Raid the Vault is back! Basically, it allows Chivers and Chivettes who really want the shirts to sign up for The Chivery Newsletter and you'll be sent a link to raid vault a few hours early. After you sign up, you’ll be emailed a secret link to Keep Calm and BFM hours before the shirts are available to the general public. If you’re awake, you SHOULD have plenty of time to get in there.

The downside is that this will slightly deplete the stock for the big show, making it more of a shitshow. We are capping the amount of shirts that can be raided early though.

Yes, we have implemented a RAKit option so you can RAK a friend.

Sign up to get Keep Calm and BFM before everybody else RIGHT HERE!

The Originals Return at 12PM PDT, 3pm EST on Friday

Good luck!

Related Note: theCHIVERY iPhone and Android Apps were released today just in time for the launch. Having the App allows you to receive special notifications when all the impossible-shirts come into stock!

theCHIVERY iPhone App is available RIGHT HERE!

theCHIVERY Adroid App is available RIGHT HERE!

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First, don't ask why Justina is wearing a bear suit. We said she could wear whatever she wanted today because it's her big day and this is how she showed up. 

After a year in development, theCHIVERY App is silky smooth and ready for her debut. The features are amazing. 

Be the first to get notified when The Originals return. With the new notifications you will be notified when all the impossible-to-get tees return to theCHIVERY. 

Get access to the new Chive Everywhere photo check-in feature; a global map with pics of Chivers and Chivettes around the world. Take a pic and upload to join the fray.

Chive Hello Card scanning is back! You can now scan your hello cards and attach a photo of yourself. This feature is going to be hilariously romantic we think. 

theCHIVERY iPhone App is available RIGHT HERE!

theCHIVERY Adroid App is available RIGHT HERE!

Hello Cards available RIGHT HERE!

Shipping is free all week on theCHIVERY, just use the code: SHIPMYRAK

Also, we are donating $1 from every download to Justina's favorite charity, Austin Pets Alive! Up to $5,000 will be donated to this no-kill shelter. If you have not yet read that heartwarming story, here you go. 

As always, you can say hello to Justina on theCHIVERY's Twitter Machine.

First, don't ask why Justina is wearing a bear suit. We said she could wear whatever she wanted today because it's her big day and this is how she showed up.

After a year in development, theCHIVERY App is silky smooth and ready for her debut. The features are amazing.

Be the first to get notified when The Originals return. With the new notifications you will be notified when all the impossible-to-get tees return to theCHIVERY.

Get access to the new Chive Everywhere photo check-in feature; a global map with pics of Chivers and Chivettes around the world. Take a pic and upload to join the fray.

Chive Hello Card scanning is back! You can now scan your hello cards and attach a photo of yourself. This feature is going to be hilariously romantic we think.

theCHIVERY iPhone App is available RIGHT HERE!

theCHIVERY Adroid App is available RIGHT HERE!

Hello Cards available RIGHT HERE!

Shipping is free all week on theCHIVERY, just use the code: SHIPMYRAK

Also, we are donating $1 from every download to Justina's favorite charity, Austin Pets Alive! Up to $5,000 will be donated to this no-kill shelter. If you have not yet read that heartwarming story, here you go.

As always, you can say hello to Justina on theCHIVERY's Twitter Machine.

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Just in time for Father's Day, here's your one stop shop for Dad. This weekend only, all our Classy Chiver Line is 15% off. This includes Chive Ties, Bow Ties, Cufflinks, and Wallets.

Most of these classy items will not last through the weekend, here we go:

Green and Black Chive Ties, including Chive Bow Ties available RIGHT HERE.

Keep Calm and BFM cufflinks available RIGHT HERE!

Keep Calm, BFM, and Bad Mother Fucker Wallets available RIGHT HERE.

All our Classy Chiver gear arrives in a gift box!

For everything else, remember to check out our Cool Shit page!

Enjoy your weekend, Chivers. We'll be out and about in Austin this weekend doing horrible things to ourselves and those around us. Feel free to say hello and throw back some beer.

Just in time for Father's Day, here's your one stop shop for Dad. This weekend only, all our Classy Chiver Line is 15% off. This includes Chive Ties, Bow Ties, Cufflinks, and Wallets.

Most of these classy items will not last through the weekend, here we go:

Green and Black Chive Ties, including Chive Bow Ties available RIGHT HERE.

Keep Calm and BFM cufflinks available RIGHT HERE!

Keep Calm, BFM, and Bad Mother Fucker Wallets available RIGHT HERE.

All our Classy Chiver gear arrives in a gift box!

For everything else, remember to check out our Cool Shit page!

Enjoy your weekend, Chivers. We'll be out and about in Austin this weekend doing horrible things to ourselves and those around us. Feel free to say hello and throw back some beer.

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Join the other mile high club with the legendary Colorado Keep Calm and Chive On tee! From the Bona Fide Denver Chive Chapter the CO KCCO will show off your love of the Rocky Mountains and Centennial State.

Keep Calm and Chive On Colorado available RIGHT HERE!

A portion of proceeds from this shirt will go toward form Chive Charities grant recipient, Jaiden Rogers, who suffers from a rare skin condition known as Stiff Skin Syndrome. Read about his story HERE.

Join the other mile high club with the legendary Colorado Keep Calm and Chive On tee! From the Bona Fide Denver Chive Chapter the CO KCCO will show off your love of the Rocky Mountains and Centennial State.

Keep Calm and Chive On Colorado available RIGHT HERE!

A portion of proceeds from this shirt will go toward form Chive Charities grant recipient, Jaiden Rogers, who suffers from a rare skin condition known as Stiff Skin Syndrome. Read about his story HERE.

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First, thanks to all the Chivers who signed up to 'Raid the Vault' early. All you had to do was sign up for theCHIVERY Newsletter and you got a secret link to The Vault at Midnight last night!

Doing so insured you probably already have your Keep Calm and BFM's. It's been very well received and we'll probably do it again so sign up here!  

Now for the big show. The Originals are back!

The original Keep Calm Green available RIGHT HERE!

BFM and BFM3D available RIGHT HERE!

BFM Classic Available RIGHT HERE!

Good luck!

Update: SOLD OUT

First, thanks to all the Chivers who signed up to 'Raid the Vault' early. All you had to do was sign up for theCHIVERY Newsletter and you got a secret link to The Vault at Midnight last night!

Doing so insured you probably already have your Keep Calm and BFM's. It's been very well received and we'll probably do it again so sign up here!

Now for the big show. The Originals are back!

The original Keep Calm Green available RIGHT HERE!

BFM and BFM3D available RIGHT HERE!

BFM Classic Available RIGHT HERE!

Good luck!

Update: SOLD OUT

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Here at theCHIVE, we're packing our bags and heading down to St. Augustine to meet up with Bill and his brothers next week to raise money for firefighters across the land. We're so damn proud to be the lead sponsor for the Murray Bros. Caddyshack Charity Golf Tournament this year! But before we leave, we're releasing a very special shirt. 

So here we go, Chivers. The William Murray aka Zero Fucks Given is back. This only happens once a year and it's always a glorious mess but it's all for a great cause. 

We'll be sure to bring you plenty of photos of our antics from the Caddyshack adventure. Pay attention to Mac's Twitter as well as theCHIVE Twitter for our location as we commandeer local bars and crash random backyard BBQ's across St. Augustine.

Here we go:

The William Murray available in men's and women's sizes RIGHT HERE!

Update: Well they lasted about 2 minutes. Everything is SOLD OUT. All for a great cause. Thanks to all the Chivers for participating in this awesome fundraiser.

Here at theCHIVE, we're packing our bags and heading down to St. Augustine to meet up with Bill and his brothers next week to raise money for firefighters across the land. We're so damn proud to be the lead sponsor for the Murray Bros. Caddyshack Charity Golf Tournament this year! But before we leave, we're releasing a very special shirt.

So here we go, Chivers. The William Murray aka Zero Fucks Given is back. This only happens once a year and it's always a glorious mess but it's all for a great cause.

We'll be sure to bring you plenty of photos of our antics from the Caddyshack adventure. Pay attention to Mac's Twitter as well as theCHIVE Twitter for our location as we commandeer local bars and crash random backyard BBQ's across St. Augustine.

Here we go:

The William Murray available in men's and women's sizes RIGHT HERE!

Update: Well they lasted about 2 minutes. Everything is SOLD OUT. All for a great cause. Thanks to all the Chivers for participating in this awesome fundraiser.

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We heard your suggestions about the Canadian KCCO’s and we think we finally nailed it here. The new tees are softer with a lighter, heather red color rather than the older, dark red. 

We’re also releasing our entire Keep Calm Canada Collection today including the Keep Calm Canadian Flag, KCCO Canadian Flag, KCCO 2-pack badges, and finally, KCCO Canadian Boobzies!

I can’t tell you how many requests we had for Canadian Boobzies, y’all love your beer n’ boobs.

Let’s get to it:

The brand new Canadian KCCO's available RIGHT HERE!

Keep Calm and Canadian KCCO Flags available RIGHT HERE!

Canadian KCCO 2-pack badges available RIGHT HERE!

And finally, KCCO Canadian Boobzies available RIGHT HERE!

We heard your suggestions about the Canadian KCCO’s and we think we finally nailed it here. The new tees are softer with a lighter, heather red color rather than the older, dark red.

We’re also releasing our entire Keep Calm Canada Collection today including the Keep Calm Canadian Flag, KCCO Canadian Flag, KCCO 2-pack badges, and finally, KCCO Canadian Boobzies!

I can’t tell you how many requests we had for Canadian Boobzies, y’all love your beer n’ boobs.

Let’s get to it:

The brand new Canadian KCCO's available RIGHT HERE!

Keep Calm and Canadian KCCO Flags available RIGHT HERE!

Canadian KCCO 2-pack badges available RIGHT HERE!

And finally, KCCO Canadian Boobzies available RIGHT HERE!

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Today we’re launching the last of our St. Patrick’s Day shirts on theCHIVERY! Fuck It Let’s Drink and Surprise I’m Drunk are launching in green today! 

This is not a presale so there is not a shitload of stock here so the fastest on the mousepad wins here. 

Let's get to it:

Fuck It Let’s Drink available RIGHT HERE!

 Surprise I’m Drunk available RIGHT HERE!

Today we’re launching the last of our St. Patrick’s Day shirts on theCHIVERY! Fuck It Let’s Drink and Surprise I’m Drunk are launching in green today!

This is not a presale so there is not a shitload of stock here so the fastest on the mousepad wins here.

Let's get to it:

Fuck It Let’s Drink available RIGHT HERE!

Surprise I’m Drunk available RIGHT HERE!

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Alright Chive Nation, The Chivery is expanding its product line and we are looking to hire a Merchandise Planner / Inventory Analyst.  The Merchandising Planner / Inventory Analyst will be responsible for establishing and maintaining complete and accurate inventory records, modeling expected product sales and working closely with our Merchandise/Purchasing Manager to ensure accurate inventory levels are maintained. You will also be responsible for making sure Patty always has an audience for his fart jokes. 

For the rest of the details, check here, and if you are serious about the job, please send your resume to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com with subject line: MERCHANDISE PLANNER. Please also include at least one picture of a cat eating deli meat. Good luck!

Alright Chive Nation, The Chivery is expanding its product line and we are looking to hire a Merchandise Planner / Inventory Analyst. The Merchandising Planner / Inventory Analyst will be responsible for establishing and maintaining complete and accurate inventory records, modeling expected product sales and working closely with our Merchandise/Purchasing Manager to ensure accurate inventory levels are maintained. You will also be responsible for making sure Patty always has an audience for his fart jokes.

For the rest of the details, check here, and if you are serious about the job, please send your resume to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com with subject line: MERCHANDISE PLANNER. Please also include at least one picture of a cat eating deli meat. Good luck!

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