Here at theCHIVE, we're packing our bags and heading down to St. Augustine to meet up with Bill and his brothers next week to raise money for firefighters across the land. We're so damn proud to be the lead sponsor for the Murray Bros. Caddyshack Charity Golf Tournament this year! But before we leave, we're releasing a very special shirt.
So here we go, Chivers. The William Murray aka Zero Fucks Given is back. This only happens once a year and it's always a glorious mess but it's all for a great cause.
We'll be sure to bring you plenty of photos of our antics from the Caddyshack adventure. Pay attention to Mac's Twitter as well as theCHIVE Twitter for our location as we commandeer local bars and crash random backyard BBQ's across St. Augustine.
Here we go:
The William Murray available in men's and women's sizes RIGHT HERE!
Update: Well they lasted about 2 minutes. Everything is SOLD OUT. All for a great cause. Thanks to all the Chivers for participating in this awesome fundraiser.
We heard your suggestions about the Canadian KCCO’s and we think we finally nailed it here. The new tees are softer with a lighter, heather red color rather than the older, dark red.
We’re also releasing our entire Keep Calm Canada Collection today including the Keep Calm Canadian Flag, KCCO Canadian Flag, KCCO 2-pack badges, and finally, KCCO Canadian Boobzies!
I can’t tell you how many requests we had for Canadian Boobzies, y’all love your beer n’ boobs.
Let’s get to it:
The brand new Canadian KCCO's available RIGHT HERE!
Keep Calm and Canadian KCCO Flags available RIGHT HERE!
Canadian KCCO 2-pack badges available RIGHT HERE!
And finally, KCCO Canadian Boobzies available RIGHT HERE!
Today we’re launching the last of our St. Patrick’s Day shirts on theCHIVERY! Fuck It Let’s Drink and Surprise I’m Drunk are launching in green today!
This is not a presale so there is not a shitload of stock here so the fastest on the mousepad wins here.
Let's get to it:
Fuck It Let’s Drink available RIGHT HERE!
Surprise I’m Drunk available RIGHT HERE!
The NEW Let's Get Weird Tee has arrived at The Chivery. The perfect tee to keep your night weird.
Let's Get Weird Tee available RIGHT HERE.
The NEW Sotally Tober Tee has arrived at The Chivery. Get a head start on the weekend this Thursday and deny, deny, deny...
Sotally Tober Tee available RIGHT HERE.
Alright Chive Nation, The Chivery is expanding its product line and we are looking to hire a Merchandise Planner / Inventory Analyst. The Merchandising Planner / Inventory Analyst will be responsible for establishing and maintaining complete and accurate inventory records, modeling expected product sales and working closely with our Merchandise/Purchasing Manager to ensure accurate inventory levels are maintained. You will also be responsible for making sure Patty always has an audience for his fart jokes.
For the rest of the details, check here, and if you are serious about the job, please send your resume to workatthechive[at]gmail[dot]com with subject line: MERCHANDISE PLANNER. Please also include at least one picture of a cat eating deli meat. Good luck!
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In honor of the DMA, we are proud to introduce the brand new RUN DMA tee.
Get it HERE. While you can!
UPDATE: All sizes SOLD OUT.