Move over Vajazzle, meet The Penazzle (6 photos)

Recently, Jennifer Love Hewitt announced she got Vajazzled on the George Lopez show. This sparked a craze that led women across America to get their vajayjay bejeweled. TheLuxurySpot.com sent a field reporter, Bryce, to get Vajazzled and document this fascinating procedure for the first time. The process starts with a nice Sultan wax to make way for a clean surface to receive Swarovski crystals in your choice of designs. Sounds stupid? It is very stupid. Which gave me the idea to send a male in to get the world’s first PENAZZLING! Why should girls get to have all the fun?
So we put out a casting call on theCHIVE in search of the brave soul willing to make sparkling history for all mankind. We found him (he has chosen to remain annonymous because he is a professional golfer/role model) and sent him to Completely Bare Spa in NYC for the Penazzling. Enjoy the photos, and do not try this at home. Chive On!

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For more information on the Vajazzling and Penazzling, check out CompletelyBareSpa.com
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New York, NY 10014

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  • lizzy

    omg the look on the dogs face in #5 says it all lol

    • lizzy

      ps: first!! and its my first time posting on the chive DOUBLE FIRST!

      • ChrisDG74

        You FAIL.

    • MLH

      lmmao!!!…. I'm howling ovah here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ArMs

    lizzy looks like you only got one first…. haaha

  • MadFists_WIllie

    Hahahahah, and lips to boot…wow.

  • McBeastie

    A big thanks to Chiver “Joey” for sending in these pics of himself. That takes balls. Hairless, bedazzeled balls, mind you, but balls non-the-less.

    • Joey

      Last time I confide in you mcbeastie…sorry bout the rant the other day just felt like being a prick, no hard feelings. Peace

      • HellHathNoFury

        I am torn between being horrified and giving you a million awesome points.

      • LOL

        Hopefully…there will be “hard feelings” again at some point? How’d that wax feel coming off? Did it tickle? 🙂 I’m a woman and I haven’t even done that shit…ouch. Don’t think so. 😛

  • Equalizer

    I bet it’s one of you guys there in thechive…

  • ch0nies

    hee hee @ white socks.

  • McBeastie

    Not fair Joey. Taking the high road…All I know how write is sarcastic assholery, not sure how to process actual feelings……..can…….not………..compute……………………….(not sure why I can’t respond to your comment either, but anyway….)

  • Robyn

    The dog photobomb is priceless.

  • top dog

    Two questions, #1: What the fu-k did I just see? #2 What the hell is a vajayjay? I swear sometimes people just make up shit just for the hell of it.

    • HellHathNoFury

      *doesn’t make harsh slight on you for not knowing what a vajayjay is*
      Girls are dipshits that can’t even say the names of parts of their anatomy, so let’s make it sound even more juvenile and ridiculous than it already sounds, yay!

      • HeartUnderTheRose

        I only say vajayjay cuz of how stupid it sounds. Plus I originally heard it on The Soup with the awesome Joel McHale, so I do it to honor him.

        • LOL

          It’s a pussy people. PUSSY. Say it with me now. Puuuussssssssyyyyyyyy. 😉

          It was the psycho heifer Oprah who popularized calling it a vajayjay. Why in the hell anyone would put jayjay behind anything else is beyond me. Like banana…bajayjay? Penis…pejayjay? I just don’t even think so. It’s a pussy. Not a pujayjay either. 😛

          • HellHathNoFury

            I like to eat, eat, eat apples and penaynay’s…*oh, ews*

  • HellHathNoFury

    With all this Vajazzle and Penazzle going on, I’ll bet snoop Dogg is crying in the corner, fo shizzle, my Chizzles.

  • mssugarkane

    Wow, that is all i can say, wow . . .

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