Amerrricaaa: State signs from A to W (50 Photos)

  • Anonymous

    F1ST!!!!!! (iGuess stayin up till 1 AM pays off)

    • Anonymous

      I strongly recommend ______ B l a c k W h i t e C u p i d * C o m ______ to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What’s kind of relationship do you want?

  • CunningLinguist

    wheres the welcome to Walmart sign?

    • Jon without the h

      You can substitute it for West Virginia, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, or Tennessee. Frankly, I’m surprised that none of these states have a NASCAR flag on them as well.

      • uberbrie

        If your going to make fun of Nascar you should at least add North Carolina and Florida…PS the Texas Sign no longer says they are proud of George Bush…It now says “Welcome to Texas…Fuck off” thats both north and south borders

        • Hero's Comeback

          That’s because every state was there. And what part of south Jersey are you talking about being Clean and Pretty. It’s either your in Camden/Atlantic City or in the middle of the woods with the hicks in Salem County that talk with a southern accent and think they are in Alabama.

          • meh

            Given there are disgusting parts of NJ as there are disgusting parts of most states but there are without a doubt nice beaches.

            • Anonymous

              You know we’re not all hicks and whatnot here. Sure, we’ve got our share of backwoods rednecks, but here in the panhandle we’re pretty normal.

              Also, New Jersey doesn’t suck as much as everyone says it does. I was born there. I go back every summer. There are plenty of clean and pretty places in south Jersey. It’s when you go to the more northern parts of the state that everything goes to hell.

            • E

              South Jersey/Jersey Shore area is fairly filthy for about 8 months out of the year. Then when summer comes and the North Jersey/Staten Island crowd invade it’s completely vile. Trash everywhere. Literally and figuratively speaking.

      • D

        To: Jon without the h

        Shit talking about other states from a guy out of Ohio **EPIC FAIL**

      • spook01

        dude Ohio is the armpit of the US. can’t ever fuck with TEXAS!!

  • 100window

    Texas “proud home of” fail.

  • OneClownShoe

    Welcome to West Virginia

    2 million people, 5 last names!

  • HoBoGuY

    Welcome to New York!

    Now go fcuk yourself!

  • ChrisDG74

    I know exactly where that Ohio sign is. 10 minutes from my house. US 50 at State Line Rd. Pass it every time I go to the casino in Lawrenceburg, Indiana. Thank you, Chive, for showing some love to Hamilton County.

  • Anon

    Alaska has the coolest-looking one by far.

  • tiger woulds

    New Jersey’s is glowing orange just like its people.

    • Matt

      BOOOOO if your referring to the Jersey Shore, all New Jerseyians hate that show. 1. they aren’t from New Jersey (they are from Staten Island, NY)
      2. they just fucking suck

      Anyway i’m surprised they chose our electronic sign. I like it!

  • merrrrr

    Hey there New Jersey!!! But thats North Jersey. South Jersey is a totally different place. Its clean and pretty!

  • Equalizer

    I saw my state there…

  • Rusty

    Maryland….”Please Drive Gently”

    I don’t know why, but I LOL’d.

    • Dave in Md.

      Don’t worry, we here in Md. think it’s stupid too. It’s been like that forever though.

  • fasterthanu

    “Welcome To Colorful Colarado”

    We’re Not Racist Anymore, We Promise!

    (During the 1920s, Colorado had the largest and most influential Knights of the Ku Klux Klan following of any other state west of the Mississippi River)

    • BurgerKing

      Even the colorado picture is all white

    • ken

      You might be interested to know that there are other applications of the word ‘color’ than those to designate race. But I guess we racists should know better than to use them.

      The Colorado sign is at the Wyoming border on Road 287 between Laramie and Fort Collins. Frequently closes during the winter. Those are snow drift fences in background (alternatively used to keep non-whites out of the state).

  • Mattythegooch

    Nebraska….The Good Life. Hahahaha!!!!!

  • aosux

    Is that supposed to be funny Colorado?

    • Anonymous

      Actually, Colorado has more days of good to fair weather as well sunshine or clearer sky’s then any other state in the US. Fun fact look it up 🙂

  • aosux

    Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to… Delaware.
    Hi. I’m in Delaware.

  • MsKris

    Welcome to Texas . . . Now Get the F Out 😀

  • HellHathNoFury

    Yay for warshington!

  • Anonymous

    California LOVE!

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  • Anonymous

    Of all the signs for California, they put the most plain desolate one they could find, wtf?
    New Jersey got screwed over too

  • HeartUnderTheRose

    The Kansas sign should say “Turn around and leave while you still can!” Kansas sucks!

    • Anonymous

      Nooooo……Kansas kicks ass. ( At least during basketball season……Oh wait, we fell on our faces during the tournament didn’t we….Never mind )

      • HeartUnderTheRose

        I have been trapped in Kansas my whole life, and it most definitely sucks ass. Maybe if I were into sports, which I’m not, it might be more tolerable. But every person I’ve ever met her has been a judgmental bastard who cares more about how much money you have than if you’re a good person. Okay, so most people everywhere are like that, but those I’ve met in Kansas have been the worst. So Yeah, Kansas = EVIL!

  • misainzig

    There’s no “good life” anywhere to be found in Nebraska. I do, however, live a few hundred miles from that sign and have seen it many times.

  • Dani

    it seems like Virginia (where i live) is the only state with negativity posted nearby (watching you speed sign and radar detectors are illegal) Not as welcoming as other states. lol

  • agrwilson

    Welcome to South Carolina……..smiling faces? Yea right

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