• sallygrern

    Life is so lonely. I am a doctor, rich and single at present. I need a woman who can love me back.
    I also uploaded my hot photos on ___ M E E T R I C H E S // COM ___ under the name of Bob1098… It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities. If you are serious, please check it out! I’m waitting for you there.

    • isawoj

      You forgot to say first, you stupid robot.

      • verbal kint

        lmao. Stupid robot.

      • goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

        Those fucking bowls again! I have that same ugly set of 60’s bowls and I see them in pictures everywhere!

      • Obviously

        ya you fucktard.

  • TheChamp4l

    Ohhh yeahhhh….heart attack central, but NOM NOM NOM!

  • Anonymous

    at least served with a gun

    • RubberDogTurds

      yeah cuz otherwise it would be gay and stuff

  • TrainReq

    The only thing that confuses me is the tape measure…

    • Chris

      It’s so you can see how much wider you get after eating. That’s one awesome pizzburgnuggetfry thingy, though.

    • boooger

      The tape measure is obviously to measure his willy. After eating all the man food and playing with his gun it has to get bigger.

  • The Sir

    damn… tasty

  • garp

    …the only confusing part is the tape measure

    • garp

      …DAMN YOU TRAINREQ [shakes fist as dirigble ascends uncontrollably]….YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS ONE DAY!!!!

  • DaddyD

    The gun is for protection since there are certain to be 1000s of Chivers looking to steal this awesome meal.

  • username

    So the gun is so you can shoot yourself once you realize you’re fat f!@k upon measuring your waistline with the tape measure?

  • SaintxXxAsh

    Obviously it’s so delicious that people want to steal it. Hence the gun. That being said, I’m more of a sweet and sour sauce kinda girl.

    • Furthy

      I always get sweet and sour for the nuggets and bbq for the fries. MMMMMMMM mcdonald’s.

      • SaintxXxAsh

        Sweet and sour is the only sauce I’ve ever used for nuggets. Ahh mcdonalds and your golden yumness.

  • Hez26

    in front of the Dr…..a dagger?…

    • Anonymous

      a commando stilleto dagger

  • Stefan Hartman

    I’d hit it!

  • stafferty

    There should be a suicide note nearby that says “I am fully committed to doing this, but I just dont know how quickly I want to go about it”

  • zym

    It’s pretty obvious a lady is coming over. Several meals in one so she’ll like some part of it. Scented candle for setting the mood. Tape measure and gun…well, sometimes you just want to get a little freaky-deaky.

  • ChrisDG74

    I think I just had an orgasm looking at that food. Om nom nom nom.
    Seriously though, what’s confusing? Other than the fact that I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at these delicious pics.

  • Anonymous

    that looks nasty.

  • Shmoopy

    oh my…looks good enough

  • F from Germany

    lol, whats the gun for? 😀 guess ur showing 2 suicide options. either heart attack by one gazillion grams of fat, or just shoot urself in the head…

  • Mattythegooch

    MMMM, like ordering the prime rib at a Titty Bar.

  • top dog

    This shit look like a baked bio hazard, but somebody will eat it.

  • Jaredallas

    Pretty clear to me: dude’s going to have the most American meal ever (McNugget and Cheeseburger pizza with Dr. Pepper)–by candlelight, so it’s romantic–then he’s going to hold the gun while he measures his erection.

    What is strange about this?

    • PhotoJoe

      But pizza’s Italian…

    • fishy

      That's is exactly what I was going to say.

  • Mutt

    You call it confusing, I call it Wednesdays dinner

  • EricVDM

    he’s so badass that he put his airsoft gun right by the finished za

    • Nameless

      Try again. Note the mag next to it stacked to the brim with 9mm.

  • theseatoachisel

    That’s a pretty bad ass idea. When I saw the tag line I thought they were going to keep adding stuff, but this isn’t that crazy.

  • Anonymous

    Person was baked. Well, that’s my assumption since I make crazy pizzas all the time when Im ripped

  • OTAPlayer5150

    now that’s what it meals like to take on the world and be ‘Merican. huuuugh yeaaahhhhh!!!!!!!! stoned for sure

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