Daily Afternoon Randomness (33 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

    Nope, no idea.

    Thank you, #22. Thank you.

    • Phil

      I like that there's a chick in the background taking a pic of her ass… and I want to see that pic.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

        I'm sure it's a terribly cute *little* ass. Girl got no hips but I bet it's a cute butt anyways.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          She's got great hips. But her butt is nothing to write Hustler about.

          • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

            Are we talking about Plasticfront #22 here? or #33 who does have hips? Anyway #25 is the one with the hips AND the adorable booty, so y'know, there you have it. = )

            • L Ron Hoover

              That's one nasty set of bolt-ons on 22

    • Doug

      I think #24 is smoking hot… If you're into that sorta thing.

    • beetle

      moar 22….

  • Hez26


  • cokeiscool

    not first

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

    John. You're cruel & evil for posting 23 at all…much less posting it after 22. There will be punishment for this. I promise you'll like it. A little. :p LOL

    • Dormin

      I don't even want to know…

  • Harold^Sick

    #3 Translation:

    I cook well.
    I speak little.
    My head doesn't hurt!

    You're welcome.

    • H^S

      That's #33 not #3


    cook good
    talk little
    no headache

    thats what it says

    • nevermind

      So she's a good cook, doesn't say much, and doesn't have a headache?!?

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

        And she has amazingly fun-to-look-at hindquarters.

  • Brady

    thank you 22 and 33!!! goin in the spank bank

    • Brandon

      Isn't Irkutsk one of the territories in Risk?

      • Yakutsk

        Yes =D

  • Anon

    It say's, EPIC GAP. That's a good idea for a thread…

    • joeoby

      That some funny sh#t right there I don't care who you are! Made me laugh so loud everybody in the office heard me.

  • Nikita

    The last one says "Cook tasty, Don't talk a lot, Head doesn't hurt".
    In Soviet Russia, you know, the butt cooks for you.

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo NTFW

      bahahaha so awesome +thumbs

  • Jason

    Who is 25?

    • MM Fan

      Marisa Miller in one of her best spreads for SI back in '04 I think.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=107900055 Joshua Collins


  • http://twitter.com/timward03 @timward03

    Starship Keanu!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

    7) As a grampa I am now officially ded frum kyoot
    16) Woot they finally invented unbeatable eggs, so you can fry them and the yolks won't break right?
    20) Ankle thing notwithstanding, holy crap that girl has great legs. She's got great everything. I hope she gets something out of rehab this time, I REALLY wanna see her do a Downey and have a major comeback.
    22) Thanks S. and we forgive you for having those bizarre rock-hard plastic things on your chest 'cuz you're really cute.
    25) Marisa Miller or one of those other women who don't wear much in front of cameras professionally. Boy she's just really fine all over isn't she? I love ass. Ass is wonderful.
    27) The one I didn't readily recognize is Wilt Chamberlain. That's 7'1" Wilt, 6'4" Arnold, 6'11" Andre. Some big scary dudes.
    33) "In post-Soviet Russia, panties drool at you!!"

    • Lance

      "brevity is the soul of wit"

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

        Beg your pardon? Are you insulting my comment because of its length? What are you, the f***ing Comment Police?

        • McBeastie

          No, but the comment police have been called and are investigating the shittyness factor of your post….it doesn't look good, you might want to lawyer up.

          • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

            Oh lord I'm just going to have to kill myself because someone on The Chive didn't like my post. It's like getting laughed at on YouTube. Oh feh, oh woe ::kapoom:: bulletinface

            • WTF

              Man…you are just weird. Plain and simple. Go write a blog or some shit.

              • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

                Guffaw, coming from folks like you that would be the highest form of flattery.

  • Dreamy

    # 33 proves once more that girls from Russia >= Swedish > rest!

  • markkens

    27 – Mombatta! Mombatta!

  • sock puppet

    #30 Better watch out fella. You might put an eye out with that thing.

  • Rusty

    #33 –

    My cooking is tasty,
    I don't talk all the time,
    I never get headaches.

  • Dman

    It says:

    Dont cook…
    Dont talk…
    Just give head all day



    Perfection comes in red it seems =)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    22 and 25-you made my Epic Shitty Day worth living.
    those are the cutest Star Wars kids ever.

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/roflcentral Beau

      Sorry you had an epic shitty day. Those seem to be going around.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Thank you. My daughter's guinea pig got killed by a cat while my daughter was trying to save her. What has been seen….It's bad enough she has to be my child, but now she's going to need even more therapy.

        • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/roflcentral Beau

          Haha, either have to laugh or cry, right? Give yourself some credit. Setting the example you do will go a long way as she grows up and looks back at it.

          On the plus side, it's more likely your daughter won't grow up to be a serial killer if she was trying to save the guinea pig rather than encourage the cat to dissect it.

          I'm sure after she's settled down and a little time has passed that you'll be able to talk to her about it and hopefully you'll be able to answer any questions she might have about it. (depends on the questions, doesn't it? Haha, oh boy)

          • WTF

            You both suck. Period. Why not exchange adresses and become pen pals…then maybe you can keep this bullcrap out of the chive comments section.

            • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/roflcentral Beau

              Oh, my e-feelings are hurt. I'll go cry in my corner now.


            • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

              Holy frickin' crap dude, if you're so offended by the user base here, either ignore us or f***ing go somewhere else!! I hear there are lots and lots of places to find pictures of girls with plastic boobs on the Internets. Pick some and stay there.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              We ARE pen pals, bitch. We exchange cute stickers and shit.

              • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/roflcentral Beau

                Yeah, some of the most badass my little pony stickers around are now in my collection thanks to this chick.

  • nick

    comparing lindsay lohan to marylin monroe is like comparing lighting a fart on fire to the fucking sun

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

      Lindsay's still a babe, has always been a far better actor than Marilyn, and isn't dead. Look at those freakin' legs, dude!! Has leg appreciation been bred out of our race because of plastic boobs?

      • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/roflcentral Beau

        People forget the level of ho-ness that marilyn was in her time is actually quite comparable to lindsay in her time. If marilyn had the same opportunities and open idealism of today back then, she really would've crashed hard and fast, moreso than she did, anyway.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          TRUTH! And she died of a drug overdose.

        • http://intensedebate.com/people/its_forge its_forge

          Honestly their stories are similarly tragic; neither one could deal very well with being famous and both ended up drowning the stress in medications of one kind or another. Like I say hopefully Linz will wake up and get to recovering so she can get back to acting, 'cuz she really is a good actor. Like, Peter O'Toole Liz Taylor kind of good.

  • http://twitter.com/100window @100window

    #22 the woman in the background has the right idea.

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  • fourTWOzero

    hell yes!! the Kramer portrait…and the leg lamp from A Christmas Story…WIN!

  • max

    #33 says: make good food. Don’t talk a lot. My head doesn’t hurt.

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