Italy’s Miss Chubby Pageant just took a sledgehammer to my WTF meter (21 Photos)

For the past 20 years, Italy has hosted the Miss Chubby Pageant. The only requirement is that you weigh more than 200 lbs. This years champ, Angela, weighed in at 340 lbs. Afterwords, she said she felt like she'd, "won the lottery." Yes boys, there is a talent competition - a sort of anything goes free-for-all where some of the girls actually perform a striptease.
There's no real prize for first place if you can believe it. According to the Associate Foreign press,

There was no big prize for the winner, just a huge cake to share around, and perhaps for all the contestants a boost in self-esteem.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    FUPA hungry….FUPA eat……

  • parsons


  • marcus

    what has been seen cannot be unseen

  • Tom

    Any guesses as to what is going on in #5?

    • dustin

      he picked the wrong time to lose a contact lens

    • keithp420

      Judging of the Cankles?

  • nomad78

    i' d hit them…
    With a truck

    • sippinator94

      Stupid idea, she'll need a band-aid, and you'll need a new truck.

    • Pat

      The truck would lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • garp

    …while I personally am not erotically stimulated by this sort of thing I say good for them, flaunt your acres of goods, bravo…bet it's embarrassing as all hell though when a sammich falls out of somewhere when a garter finally gives…

    • Northman

      Hah.. "acres of goods" …gross.

    • top dog

      Thats "brava" garp, not bravo. They may be huge but they are still women.

    • ttmab7

      Self-confidence is one thing, but encouraging obesity is another.

  • thetech2

    ummmm holy wtf first the truck would be a total write off and second all of my 155 lbs wouldn't stand a chance under any of that not that I would

  • sha shizza

    we have that in america, its called a livestock show.

  • The real D. Nozzle

    yeah, because being fat isn't easy enough, we should award them for their laziness.

  • Uberbrie is Lazy

    They'rrrrrrr Grrrrrrrross

  • chiver

    Women are either too skinny or too fat, in the eyes of men.

    • Confused

      No that's not true, but there is a limit on each side

      • uberbrie is Lazy

        This is past the limit

    • ttmab7

      I know! Guys want a girl that's of a healthy weight. How sexist!

      • Johnniringo

        There is nothing healthy about these women. They're not chubby, they're morbidly obese. Its sad that anyone rewards them for being lazy and overeating.

  • Chris

    #17 made me vomit in my mouth a little.

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  • keithp420

    In unrelated news, there was a slight earthquake in the next town over…

  • ROK

    she ain't a lady unless she's 280…

  • anon

    Shouldn't this be Miss Obese? These women are about 100 lbs away from chubby.

    • knuckledonkey

      THANK YOU!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Nothin says lovin like needing a shoehorn to find her muffin!!!!!!

  • anarcrust

    EYEBLEACH!!! EYEBBLEACH!!!!! WTF is going on in 15?

  • chrisdg74

    I'm guessing to have "relations" with any of these ladies, you'd have to roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot?

    • HellHath NoFury

      Duct tape. lots and lots of duct tape. and maybe an engine hoist.

      • chrisdg74

        I was thinking a crane. But, maybe that's a little overkill.

  • therewasshrinkage

    is that Bradley Cooper in 14?

  • admiralevident

    I lived in Italy for 5 years and never once saw gravity generators like this. WTF? I mean, it's hard to hide *that*.

  • Deeveeus

    Theres chubby….then theres this…..more like Miss Orca. Don't call this chubby, it takes away from girls who are actually chubby but still cute and sexy….this is just o.0

  • drr

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  • mattythegooch

    Speaking of "Chubby"…I think I may never experience one ever again!!!

    Look at thos GUNTS!!!

  • An Amazed European

    I would have preferred a Daily Afternoon Randomness!!!! Where is it!!!!

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