Secretary at design agency loses her cat and asks graphic designer to create a ‘Missing’ poster

This ‘Missing Cat’ email chain is the brainchild of Internet pot-stirrer, David Thorne -also the genius behind the spider email and popular book, The Internet is a Playground. Check out his website and strap on your funny bone pads.

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  • Firstly

    First, suckas!

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/roflcentral Beau

      Firstly sucks ass? Why, you'd be right on that one. A regular detective, even.

  • HrKvalvik

    Two words: FIRST! and fantastic!


      congratulations on being firs……. oh wait, your not

      • It's you're, faggot

        That is all

  • HrKvalvik


  • blah blah

    cats suck

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/lostinshadows HeartUnderTheRose

      No, that would be what you do to random janitors.

      • Hugh G. Rection

        or annoying crazy cat grandmas, a bit like you

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          She's mine, back off. Even though she likes cats.

  • Bowzer

    Fuckin brilliant! I laughed so loud I woke up my girlfriend haha!

    • guest

      you mean your mom

  • BigDingo

    sooooo… it's all just fake?

    • coocoocuchoo

      ruins it eh?

    • guest

      That's some fine police work there Hal.

  • Nightmare

    LOL!! That is the funniest post i have read in quite a while, fake or not!

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/zyzik zyzik

    Awesome =)

  • Not again

    David is the man, LMAO… Best post in a while… Thanks Chive

  • LiaMMV

    Everyone I know keeps going on about how funny this guy is. I just can't understand why someone would feel the need to be such a unrelenting bastard all of the time. I've never come across someone quite so negative in my life. He must have some serious issues.

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/sheajeff Zoey

      yeah, I've read some of the stuff on his site. It's funny when it's about someone else, but it gets old pretty quick.
      What I don't get, is; don't people who know him know that he's such a prick? Why do they bother asking him for anything? (I was going to call them "friends", but I bet he doesn't have any).

      • http://www.fasckira.com Fasckira

        Most of his stuff is staged, Im guessing, because as you say hes a bit of a prick!

    • sock puppet

      Whether or not this is real, I think some of you are missing the point. The point is that this guy is a graphic designer and some brain-dead secretary thinks nothing of pulling him off of his real work to make a missing cat poster that she could easily do herself. Just about anyone with a job has these type of people in their lives who think their idiotic needs take place over actual work. If you don't have one of these people where you work, then you are probably that person.

      • guest

        If this guy was any kind of graphic designer he could have knocked this out in five minutes and be back to his real work. Yes offices have people in them, it sounds like you need to work from home where we can separate you from the rest of society. And no you can not have another lump of coal Mr. Cratchit.

    • Davids EX!

      well, his name is David. enough said
      I get it

  • http://www.facebook.com/beazl Darren Beazl Beasley

    That was possibly one of the best posts I've seen on here lately. Well worth reading it all and a good LOL. Gotta love smartass people that get the job done while having some fun. The poster of the cat on the Lost island was probably the best, although can't deny a cat wearing a red hat.

    • Patricio

      But he didn't really get the job done….

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/MiPo_TheGoat MiPo_TheGoaT

    this was better then therapy and i didn't have to leave a co-payment….(or do that degrading thing my therapist makes me do to her)

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/roflcentral Beau

      Yeah I hate when she makes me motorboat her too. Wait a minute, no I don't…. I love when she makes me do that! I always feel so great afterwards!

  • MR F

    If you want more of this guy, check out his website. He has tons of these. He is based in Australia and has razor sharp wit. Website is 27b6 dot com.

    • fnaah

      The website is 27bslash6 [dot] com, the link is at the bottom of the article.

    • b.o.l

      do you cup his balls for him as well?

  • B0B

    well, his website seems to be down.

  • Stevo

    Funny, graphic designers are legendary dickheads.

  • ACC
  • genna

    if the woman was in a hurry, why would she order a poster like this from a graphic designer? probably the weirdest request ever because you could do one yourself (even without computer) & photocopy it.

    i gotta admit that this smartass guy is funny. i kind of knew what was coming before i scrolled down from #5 to #6, but it was hilarious nevertheless.

    • yup

      didnt you read, its a fake exchange

      • WTF

        It's not fake you dumbasses. Go to the website.

  • http://mynameisjay.com Jay

    It's funny.. but honestly that guy is a huge douche.

    • northerner

      The guy IS a douche. The guy is NOT funny. Why did she waste her time with him?

  • manolobonz

    damn this has got to be one of the most hilarious i’ve seen in a while. whoever that graphic designer is, he is brilliant! thank you for this!

  • Kjellupa

    This is a big bowl of awesome



  • bob

    Dude's a prick and needs an introduction to mister 2×4.

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/mattythegooch mattythegooch

    one word…..Fucking KINKO'S! (ok, two words). is it really that hard to drop 2 bucks for some shitty copies for a cat…better yet, go to the pound and drop 10 bucks for a replacement.

  • Bud Ugly

    Although the dude is a bit of an ass, I laughed hard at #5… love the movie poster.

  • top dog

    It lost me after about the second reply. Took to long to get too the punch line, I damn near fell asleep waiting.

    • WTF

      Why not go look at pictures of cats in compromising positions instead then you fucktard.

    • ....

      That's because you're stupid.

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