Are you a sexy Chiver? Send in your photo, collect internet fame

Attention Chivettes,

We have a ‘Sexy Chivers’ post going up tomorrow and we need your help! TheCHIVE has over a million daily readers so I know there are plenty of sexy Chive babies out there with camera phones. Just snap a photo of yourself, use our handy-dandy submit page to upload the photos, and dominate.
HINT: If you make a sign with some chive love on it, you’re a shoe-in. Example here.

Get moving, ladies. Do it for the Chivers. Do it for your country!

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  • mark

    come to daddy!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Yes ladies do it for the Chivers, do it for your Country…..There are us male chivers who appreciate it and won't slam you in the comments…..Thx ladies

    PS. Yes we know that Chile is mis-spelled in the above pic. We covered that last month…


  • Papa Bear

    I would REALLY like to see more of Kari. She has got to be one of the cutest Chivers I have seen in these galleries.



    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Yeah, I agree. she might be the cutest girl on the internets. I was happy to see a great selection for this post.

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Ps, I need PROOF you are a "Chiver"….we covered this also.

  • femtrooper

    2 problems. First I'm not "sexy" and therefor cannot help you . Secondly I doubt half the pictures in the "Sexy Chivers" post are actually Chivers.

    Seems though I can solve the first problem by contributing to the second. Ill just find some random picture of a hot chick.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Oh femtrooper….. I'm sure you can help us….Do it for The Chive…..No more random pics of girls found on Google….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I'll most definitely preview them for sexiness content if you'd like an expert opinion.

      • James

        …HHNF how have you not sent in a sexy Chiver pic? O.o

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I've been on like 4 times.

  • Nicnac

    but "Kari" doesn't even know how to spell the name of her home country…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    What about, 'not-really-sexy-and-kind-of-odd-looking Chivettes', like myself?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

      I sent mine in…John was very kind. He wanted pics of me when I was chunky for comparison. Funny…I couldn't find any. 😛 {facepalm} LOL Goobers. 😛

    • HeartUnderTheRose

      To me it seems that most real life Chivers aren't sexy enough apparently, since when real Chivers do send in pictures, rarely do they get posted.

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        It's not the chive sweetheart, it's you.

    • westerly

      It's hard to say this without sounding like an interweb perv but……… I think most Chive patrons would love to see a pic. You comment here a lot so it would be cool.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Some of us (like myself) do appreciate the real Chivette pics….Pics of real foul mouthed, possibly nerdy Chivettes are a plus as opposed to plastic filled orange glow Googled pics

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I've sent a few in…the past…I'm a dude, so noone gives a shit….Thank God and baby Jebus!!

  • Daniel

    You're not odd, your one of the really hot ones!

    And.. Who cares if they're chivers?!.. They are freaking hot!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


    • DoubleOhSeven

      You're much better than a chivette. You have substance.

  • chiverMAN

    awesome idea! gi chivers!

  • savamex

    Chili?!? You mean Chile? Totally made-up text…

  • its_forge

    For any newcomers out there, you should know that Chivers are VERY appreciative of anyone who posts pics, and if anyone says anything bad about you they're gonna answer to the Forge. I almost typed Fogey.

    Also yeah, if she edited that photo herself you'd think she'd be able to spell the name of the country she's supposedly from.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      might it mean, "hey, I am from somewhere other than chile, but check me out now! I'm in Chile!"

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        Also, "Kari" is not a very Chilean name. I think she is touring in Chile, and looking damn fine at that.

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  • heko

    chile comes from the mapuche word Chili so… is not that wrong xD

    • Tooche

      It's either that or the guys that made up the text have never seen a map of south america

  • nicollee

    any guys want there own personel picture provider just leave your email and i will send you my pics im not afraid to do anything

  • Tim

    Me likey

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