Daily Afternoon Randomness (36 Photos)

  • Cheez-stick

    To much awesome! I love the chive!

  • allison moore

    I weep for Belding

  • dunsin

    Girl on the left,

    you look like the fun one. I'd love to disappoint you sometime

    • HANK


  • a guy

    2 1 3

    • DaddyD

      All your taste is in your mouth. #1 FTW

      • woh head


  • Andy

    fucking gun lovers and gun do kill people. how do u explain guns like that automatic nightmare AR-15 killing innocent people. u need to learn facts. ignorance kills

    • Frank

      the AR-15 is semi-automatic. maybe you should learn the facts

      – a Marine

      • drbeene

        Well played.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      True, guns don't kill people, they just make it really fucking easy to kill people. And that is the point and the problem.

    • aosux


    • wtf are you thinking

      and how does a gun kill someone does a gun go off when its sitting there unloaded. Fuck no SOMEON PUTS AMMO IN SOMEONE POINTS IT AT SOMEONE and then the person dies a gun sometimes may accidently go off but sometimes car breaks accidently dont work so do cars kill people someone can run someone over right but a stationary car wont run someone over SOMEONE KILLS SOMEONE objects don't its just what the people use. and when someone kills someone with a gun do you honestly think the person owns the gun legally anyway NO the killer probably bought the gun off the street and shot someone he or she didn't go to the gun store do the background check buy a lock for the gun and have it registered why do honest citizens that own guns get blamed and how can a gun kill someone with out the help of a a person STOP BEING A FUCK TARD AND GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

    • nathan

      wow… facepalm* you really are a retard, I hadn't heard the "factual story" of a assault rifle 15 walking into a (insert place where innocent people gather) and shooting a bunch of people. for one, the AR 15 doesn't have legs. …fucktard

      • know it all

        AR-15 Is an abbreviation for " ArmaLite Model 15 " , not assult rifle 15

    • Rusty

      Even though as Frank pointed out, the AR-15 is semi-auto, it is still legal to own machine guns in the USA, if you jump through certain hoops. Do you know how many of those legally-owned machine guns have ever been used in a crime?

      Give you a hint … the number is less than 1.

      Now how many legally-owned Ford F-150's have killed someone when driven drunk?

      • baconbaconduckbacon

        Well put my new friend. Another point is that the AR-15 is also being hugely marketed as a hunting rifle. The .223 round will efficiently kill a deer and with a well placed shot also a bull elk. The reason for these firearms are being marketed as hunting rifles is to prove to America and all of these tree hugging hippies that an assault rifle has more uses than war. I could go on and on about this.

    • Del

      ya dude, I dont like guns but Im pretty sure its the person that kills people, not the gun…

    • drbeene

      Hey guys calm down I don't think you're reading Andy's post right; his keyboard must have misspelled those words.

    • Andy's Dad

      Speaking of ignorance, no gun, not even your "nightmare AR-15" has killed innocent people or anyone for that matter, without some a-hole behind it. Just like a parked car without a drunk driver doesn't hurt anyone, a gun without an irresponsible person doesn't do any harm.

      If ignorance kills then you must have had a lovely funeral.

    • timmy

      I think everyone is missing the point here. We need to outlaw spoons and save rosie. seriously.

    • metalcool36

      LMAO! I love how Andy throws in the words "ignorance kills" in what has to be the most ignorant statement I have heard all month

    • Breanna

      Obviously, it's the person with the gun doing the killing, but let's pretend for a second that it was guns acting of their own accord. Which of the following would you rather experience: Being shot cleanly in the head OR being repeatedly stabbed until dead in a world without firearms?

      Go guns.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      Trollers gonna troll…

      • Troll

        My thoughts exactly….

    • eric

      One AR15 isnt automatic how do I know this I have one you should learn facts. 2 The states with the toughest gun laws have the highest crime rates again "Ignorance kills) A gun doesn't have a mind of its own they don't just get it up and decide to shoot some one, in the hands of a a responsible user they are completely safe. A gun is a tool just like a hammer and I can sure as hell kill you with a hammer. infact some one probably needs to beat your restarted brains in for a stupid post like that a gun would be to quick

    • Cudaman

      Andy you truely believe that guns pull the trigger themselves? Get back to sucking Obama's dick and stfu

      • Shane

        cudaman, ditto!

    • Shane

      You're a douche. Guns kill, like cars kill. Guns are tools. Use them wisely, and only ignorant jackasses die. use them poorly, and innocent people get hurt. Take your self righteous ignorant attitude and shove it. OH, and, the AR-15 is not an automatic weapon, semi only.
      you ignorant twerp.

    • Brian

      Okay, so that AR grew legs and hands and started firing on its own. Guess the same thing happened in China when a man picked up a hammer and started beating children, or like the actor who picked up a knife and started stabbing his wife. Let's ban everything except q-tips and pillows, but then again if you shove a q-tip really far down an ear canal you could kill someone that way too… shit guess we are all screwed.

    • Rcjaos

      I went to a store in Hong Kong that sold replica's of all of the guns from Call of Duty:MW2…..that was awesome. You know what a nightmare is? Running into a room and facing Akimbo 1867's.
      man i love that game……without guns that game wouldn't exist, i therefore love guns. Suck it Andy.

  • rit

    number 2

  • tommybhoy

    Natalie Portman….my free pass!

    • Kawz

      Natalie Portman and Hilary Clinton – about as polar opposite in physical attractiveness as any two people could possibly be.

      Hilary Clinton faces resembles what happened in those terrible Saw movies when they started wearing that fuckface killer dude's face as a mask. You know, Sawface Mask dude. Hilary "Sawface Mask Dude" Clinton.

      • Hilary-Dawg

        Bill? Is that you?

    • Tom

      Its ok Hillary, I'll look for you.

  • done and done

    gotta go #2 all day

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Me either #7, but that Jimi Hendrix picture in the background it TITS!!!

    • PoppinFresh

      I think the excellent liquor collection below the Jimi Hendrix picture kinda explains a good bit of it for me. I'm gonna chalk that one up to drugs and booze. If I don't, I'll think about it too hard and blood will shoot out my nose.

  • skedaddle

    Any or all 3. That is all.


  • Nathan

    231 or all at once

  • Bob

    36, all three are gorgeous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

    the hillary caption was priceless! lol
    and i wonder how well twilight would have sold if they had that version of the cover? hahaha

    • Stupendous

      natalie portman wasn't in twilight.

  • MarkAssBuster

    #5 – Amanda? – You did Prove it, Like it. I appreciate you!!! & im sure my fellow chivers do as well!

    Next time include your face 🙂

    • amandiola


      I'm #6. There's my face.
      I have yet to muster the courage for a risque photo + face. Maybe next week 🙂

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Same outfit as Candace Swanepoel in #12 of today's post. WIN, hon.

        • MarkAssBuster

          In the comments she said she had that outfit… I told her to prove it.

          She is a good chic!

      • Sarah

        Yes – Thumbs up win from me too
        Now when my hubby sees these later he will want me wearing something like that o.O

  • FapperX

    Is it me or have Thursday posts lost some of their appeal knowing that Friday is Sexy Chivers day?

  • kktennessee

    Chiver girl is effing hot..

  • Big Los

    Haha, check out Beldi…WAIT, IS THAT A NEO-GEO CABINET?!?

  • aosux

    2 then 3 then 1, all together now.

  • MigraineBoy

    #25 is wrong in so many ways.

  • wyatt22

    toss up between 1&2. can't decide

    • Sarah

      hahahah – may want to choose your words more carefully mate

      o.O unless you meant it to sound that bad……
      (or else I just have a dirty mind)

  • Piggy

    I want 6, thats 1+2+3.

  • Wang Chung

    to start 1&2 or 2&3 or 1&3 or 1&2&3 or 1 or 2 or 3 go back to start

  • isawoj

    Pic #1: Awe, how precious. I sure am glad Mom turned around while driving on the highway to take that picture. Stupid bitch.

    • redneck

      Thanks for your intelligent comment dickhead. That is on a British road and Mum took the picture from the passenger seat. Maybe if you had a brain you would know that not all cars are made with the steering wheel on the left. Next time try thinking before flaming.

  • lukekw

    #01 the sleep mode pose
    #06 LOL
    #07 he's had enough melon lol

  • The Dude

    I'd bury #3

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