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Mystery Chivette ‘Guitar Girl’ revealed tomorrow. Be there (2 Photos)

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Friday's 'Sexy Chivers' brought an interesting twist: An anonymous girl sent us two photos of herself in a NY Giants jersey and another playing a guitar, presumably naked, and sans head. After the photos were published, we received dozens of emails from Chivers asking us to find out who this girl is.
TheCHIVE is the heavyweight champ of finding anonymous girls online and we didn't let you down this time. Tomorrow at 2pm EST, we'll be releasing a full pictorial of 'Guitar Girl' to the world and you won't be disappointed.

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  • mark

    Yeah, doesn't get much sexier than a naked blonde playing guitar. This probably won't suck

  • james

    I'll probably stop by tomorrow and say hello

    • Masterbator

      I'll probably fap by tomorrow and say thanks!

  • JohnnyT

    Praise lord 'merica.

  • youdummy

    Looks like she has the gap! woohoo!

  • Dakota

    hope she's not a butter face

  • http://www.infosprite.com schwim

    Unless she's going to try to break a previously held gangbang record or wants to raffle off a b/j, we can just chalk it up to another nameless person that feels they're not getting enough attention while dressed. History has proven these people to be about as useful as paperweights in space.

    If, however, she is raffling off a b/j, I give her mad props.

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcos.haubert Marcos Haubert

      and ill take 20 tickets!

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Lose the wedding band/jersey………if it's a "dude", I will be out in Venice over the weekend and stab your face off!! haha!!

    • Moose

      Ha! If it's a "dude," I'll gladly pitch in some for your cab, train or airfare. I can provide sharp pencils, too.

  • BongPimper

    ….she likes the Giants, no thank you

  • Maddog

    AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE GIANTS FAN!? Good lord, I held out hope for so many years.

  • mca

    It is not a coincidence that she posted that picture and the Giants one. I demand a new pic every week for the rest of the season.

  • Broadbem

    I definitely will be tuning in tomorrow.. šŸ™‚

  • guest

    No, you're not the champ of finding anonymous girls. If you were, you would've finished posting the hottest anonymous girls online like you promised.
    https://thechive.com/2010/04/22/top-10-hottest-ano…

  • Bob

    Sweet!

  • Ice cream man

    smokin

  • Yuzaki

    Hmmm… Considering her right arm's straps on each photo, we can deduce both weren't taken the same day…
    They're telling us lies !

    lol jk bro. She looks aweeesome. šŸ˜€

  • Gonzo

    It's probably that skank, Reby Sky.

    Go Giants!

  • Stone

    If guitar girl is HHNF I'm gonna be pissed!!!! Waiting for Beau to come to her rescue in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      its not her

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Pissed? Why? Because you don't want me to be hot or talented? Wow.
      And no, it's not me, since I'm neither of those things.
      She has a great body, though.

    • Nameless

      I was kind of hoping it would be, just to drive the women bashers on here into a glaze-eyed-froth-mouthed frenzy. Maybe cause a few aneurysms.

  • K94

    One part of me thinks "AWESOME!". The other part thinks "Maybe she wanted to remain anonymous and we're just invading her privacy unjustly."

    And then the first part yells "AWESOME!!!" again.

  • nottaylorswift

    it's not.

  • muscledrifter

    If it ain’t Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood I don’t care.

  • sanjay

    hope she's the real deal. waiting for tomorrow.

  • Dirty Sanchez

    I'll be so bummed if its a dude. Oh well. hottest dude ever I guess.

  • 6655321

    I hope it's Jesus, that would be wild. If not, I wanna see buck teeth. That would be hot.

  • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo facebook

    IT'S A TRAP. … like the girl who quit her job via email *groan*

  • Bong

    Posted on Dee, I want your dog so badly I am tempted to sneak in and do shmetoing felonious. What IS he? Where can I GET one? I want one JUST LIKE THAT ONE, crap and all. And that’s love, my friend.

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