• meh

    FIRST!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      That's what you say on a post like THIS?! Dude. Get checked.

      • derpson

        STFU hoe, nobody likes you

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          There is no 'e' in the word, 'whore', following the 'o'. 'Hoe' is a flat blade at the end of a long stick with which to garden. A 'ho' is a derivative of the word, 'whore', for people that choose to not enunciate, thus making them sound foolish in everything they say. Learn to spell better than the girl you are trying to insult, rather than make yourself look ignorant in public.

          • Doublesnap

            Oh snap! You went all speak and spell on his ass! Git him girlfriend!

          • Winston

            Inspired by derpson's orginal :" STFU hoe, nobody likes you", comes the riveting sequel : "Shut the fuck up ho, nobody cares". (Based on a true story).

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              churchill, I thought you made better public speeches than this. You set the bar a little high back in the day.

              • hrnghlbrap

                Winston Churchill died in 1965, dear. Am I doing this "bloviate pedantically about irrelevant bullshit" thing right?

              • Doublesnap

                Oh snap! hrnghlbrap went all "take a long walk on a short pier" on your ass. He got you girlfriend!

              • Winston

                HAHAHAHAHA! "You're clever because you made reference to someone who had the same first name!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  Who are you qouting, yourself?

                  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                    *quoting
                    Fudgesicles

        • F U Chiveassholes

          I happen to be a big fan of HHNF.

          So suck it.

    • derpson

      I MUST BREAK YOU

    • meh

      Regardless, I am still first

  • Dougie

    nice!

    • Always Last

      It's a shame too, another lady theChive trolls ran off.

  • meh

    Almost forgot, the chick has a nice turd cutter

    • douggy

      agree, that is one great ass

    • John

      agree,

      • F U Chiveassholes

        They aren't talking about a dude's ass, John. Relax.

  • Dougie

    i took pic # 15!

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      (Cont.) And trust me, I am, like, TOTALLY the essence of hot, sweaty, gyrating manhood. Srsly, I am, like, sooo fierce…….

    • F U Chiveassholes

      Yeah, you are a gay liar.

  • mca

    If there is an award for a blog with the hottest readers, I think Chive would win hands down. In fact it would not even be fair.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Who cares about fair as long as we win?

      • bob from accounting

        who cares about ugly faces when we have brown bags

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          apparently not you, so have fun with ugly chicks I leave behind.

  • McFly

    #20 – wow

  • Homina homina

    Giggety giggety!

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Very nice!! #14 is a favorite….gotta love slutty theme outfits. I'll be on the prowl for ya, next time I'm at Burnside.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

      great skatespot havent been in 3 years thnx 4 the reminder

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

    #15 The Chive FTW!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=798699667 Vincent Pelletier

    boner i has , fap i need

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=798699667 Vincent Pelletier

      lmao

      • Hez26

        dont laugh, you'll just encourage him.

        • Fishy

          No more fap'n. It's Jill'n with the left and Viv'n with the right. Must stop the fap'n.

  • bamf

    FINALLY! someone with some ASS! wonderful! 200 times better than guitar skank or whatever her name was

  • mipo2010

    The outfit in #1 wins…the rest is the icing

  • Gonzo

    Nice body, but way too much dependence on makeup. It's painfully obvious, she doesn't look half this good in the morning…Score-7/10

    • DanC

      And what do you hook up with? 4s or 5s if youre lucky?

      • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

        great comeback………

  • Skedaddle

    Tasty. Very. That is all. Oh, and TYVM.

    • Skedaddle

      Come visit Seattle. I'll take very good care of youB)

    • indy guy

      seriously, well done, thanks for submitting. You rock, Steph

  • derpson

    #10 enormous feet FTL….ill get over that quick, unless thats ur thing? its not mine..maybe? wait!

  • charles

    yum

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.reuss Jim Reuss

    portland eh?? btw you shorted us 2 pics. in the url it says 27 pics, theres only 25. make it up to us with another set from her.

  • jared

    Typical attention whore. Next please.

  • IREWAY

    Eh….I give her a 6.
    Way too much makeup…and she has one massive cabeza man!
    I also cant get past the fact she kinda resembles a gorilla. Sorry guys…this chick just aint doin it for this guy.
    There were way hotter chicks in the sexy chivers post that deserve their own page.

    • john

      Definately a gorilla.

    • dean

      pic 5 looks like a mannequin there's so much makeup, and who thought putting pic 6 up was a good idea?
      maybe they're putting up chicks just good looking enough rather than super hot ones to give the appearance of attainability?
      i dunno, i'd still nail her, just wouldn't work that hard for it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart

    Thank you chive.. You make every day awesome

  • saltygary

    She's cute, but got nuthin on guitar gal. And I'm not into vag tattoo's ala #24.

  • LTW

    Moar…

    Also need close up of the Tat I want to know what it says

    • derrrrr

      it's prob just text written directions to her hidden male genitals

  • F U Chiveassholes

    Her face is weird looking.

    • derrrrr

      agreed, this chick is not that hot…her eyebrows are whack and # 22 she kinda looks like a tranny

      • chris

        hater gonna gate

        • Chris

          Morons gonna be moronic.

      • andrea

        no i thought her face was kinda tranny too…like its cute but there's something different about it….

        • captain obvious

          uhhh…maybe her underbite from that huge masculine jaw?!?!?!

    • Jon

      You're an idiot who can't get laid. What do you know?

      • derrrrr

        i know she is not hot at all…have fun beatin it to a tranny. oh, and why so defensive? dont tell me your bangin this dude

      • F U Chiveassholes

        I know enough to wear a condom when I'm banging your sleazy mom.

    • Hez26

      I know what it is…..questionable makeup and her nose is about 5 degrees away from being an oinker…still incredibly hot and complete wifey material, but apparently i'm not alone in thinking there's something holding me back from giving her a 10…

    • FapperX

      I have to agree. She has very pronounced facial features which, when coupled with all the makeup, knock her down from being a 10. The body is great but most of all I wanna see what that tattoo says! Send a close-up please!!

    • Bdrizzle

      Her face IS odd. Although she has great hair and gorgeous legs I'd still tag it. =)

  • Butch

    I want to do disgusting things to her with random household objects in the sweetest way possible.

  • 'Merica

    wow, she's so hot she hurts to look at. <3

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