• mipo2010

    Chive owns the internet, PERIOD…

    • Cake is a Lie

      The only way this post gets better is by playing Darude – Sandstorm in the background. Now this post is Epic.

    • Jimmy

      i agree, amazing chivettes are amazing.

    • brunson

      yeah, the Chive just took the internet out behind the woodshed

    • Anonymous

      Oh, did they finally buy it from Al Gore? I didn't see this on the news :ppp

    • Anthony Trolliver

      Your fathers are masturbating to this.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

        so is everyone else who posted on here.

  • toby m.

    I think the Chivettes just snapped the internet in half

    • Trogdor

      chay chay chay chay

  • dave brooks

    Thumbs for 34 to be nurse —————>

    • will

      I vote for the school girl

  • martin

    Thumbs for 34 to be a naughty schoolgirl —————>

    • UrbanOasis

      Short plaid skirt with black knee-high boots.

      • Danny P

        Need to see a face. No butterfaces aloud.

        • DaMAN

          Her face is amazing, but she doesn't want her friends and family to know she is posting. I can attest since she is my girlfriend.

          • ericvdm


            • http://twitter.com/CO_Sub @CO_Sub

              He really is my boyfriend, and he's right. I'm in a position where I would be fired if my employer found a picture like that of me, which is why I won't post anything that has my face (or tattoo) in it.. Sorry, but you'll have to make do with my ass and boobs;)

              • http://twitter.com/CO_Sub @CO_Sub

                Also – holy shit @ the 214 thumbs up, I guess I'm doing schoolgirl next week then;)

                • Dave

                  Either way, you're amazing! Too bad we can't see face but thanks for submitting anyhow. :>)

                • so what

                  Are you serious? In a position to be fired? You have your own erotic site and you think nobody is going to recognize you? The one with cum on your tits was my favorite.

                  LOL and your tattoo is clearly visible. Me thinks you are just trying to pimp yourself.

              • haha

                I'm sure your employers in Colorado will be pleased to know about this.

          • sorry bout your dong

            so I just checked out your slut girlfriend's blog………….you have to know that you have a TINY penis. Why would you let that whore post it on her website?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      What about a nice schoolgirl?

    • will

      GOOOOOO School girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    Possibly the best yet!

    • daryl

      I'm usually the internet cynic but this was the best I've ever seen

    • Anonymous

      I was the asshole last week who said that week's SC post was sub-par. This more than makes up for it.

      • barneyfitzle

        after you give chive the blowjob can I get one too?

  • Cake is a Lie


  • jeremy

    Chay deserves her own Chivette gallery

    • kyle


      • DaddyD

        Or I will personally lead a second Shay's rebellion …

        • Bill

          Shays' Rebellion? Wow, don't get many history jokes in this neck of the internet. Well played, sir.

    • Danny P

      I like Chay with shorter hair.

    • manfacegirl

      she has a man face

    • CalculatedRisk

      I can forgive a small handful upstairs for the perfect ass & legs combo downstairs. Any day.

  • Steve Lee

    I have a spill in Pants aisles

  • chrisdg74

    I don't think I'll be getting up from behind this desk for a while….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart

    OMG #17

    • DaMAN

      She is fake…I would put money on it since I have seen those pics before.

      • Nick

        You're right, I did a google image search on 'university of delaware girls' and there are a few pictures of her that pop up first.

  • Cowboy

    #32; in the words of the great Beavis and Butthead- BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!!!!!!!

    I need more #32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • john

      wtf is that between her legs? a nutsack? or just a big 'ole ass…?

      • Benny

        Either way, I'm in for it

      • its_forge

        Boy do you fail anatomy. When a girl is slim enough but has enough booty that you can see it from between her legs in front, you have a truly wonderful thing.

        • umm.....no

          if by wonderful you mean fucking disgusting than I guess you have a point

          • its_forge

            You should probably talk to a therapist or counselor about why you hate women so much.

  • Anon

    Holy Crap this was the best Sexy Chivettes EVER! Well done ladies….bravo!! And THANK YOU!

  • Bruce Banner

    Dear #18,

    Wow. More please.

    That is all.

  • joe

    sorry, i'm new to the chive, guys. what did I just see?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart


    • perry

      Internet excellence

    • Mr.Sensitive

      Only the best weekly running posts on the internet!

    • TCB12


  • SpRoUsA

    #17 – FUCK YEAH!

    • Boo

      Yeah…those pics have been on the internet forever…

    • BuckNuttyJ

      I couldn't agree more! #17 way to tease and when will you tease us again?

  • powpowpow

    more #1 please…. with some #12 and #21 is totally hot enough.

  • rwd


  • admiralfish

    31…its a trap!

    • Ben

      More like number four….double trap…

  • Ssssaaaamantha

    I made it on the chive!!!! <3<3

    • Government Employee

      Congrats!… which one?

      • mark

        Hint: look at her name, guys.

      • Government Employee

        yeah…duh..i guess it's the one labeled Samantha.
        sorry. I was distracted

    • ChiveDaddy

      What #?

    • McFly

      Please immigrate to the USA

    • Dave

      you are gorgeous! send more!!!

    • Htownpunk

      Yes, you are most amazing. I'd like to thank you in advance for helping me out this evening *wink, wink*

    • Joeyk

      Samantha I'll have you know you are my perfect dream girl, a smokin hot blonde with an english accent? Dammit what I would give..

    • bbbutter

      When do you plan on visiting the states? Can we count on you for the first annual Sexy Chivers Convention in Vegas 2011? GORGEOUS!

    • Mike

      Thank you for being bold enough to give men all around the world an erection at work!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

      Grats, you're a super famous model now; you were never accepted into any softcore porn so you resort to selling yourself out on a site where guys sit here and fap all day because its the closest they've ever seen to a real pair of tits because their parents block the porn sites. Who knows, maybe you'll land a modeling career. Fucking tool.

      • Westy

        People like you make me want to kill people like you, Joey.

      • LT B

        Said the fucking douche.

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        Joey, no need to be jealous. Next time, just pull the tampon out of your sandy vagina and I'm sure you'll get into a Chivettes post.

        When squaring up against the internetz that is TheChive, Joey Mitchell, don't link to your Facebook. Otherwise we get to point and laugh at the utter shitstorm that is your profile picture. Let me see: you have an unlit cigarette, oversized headphones, and what looks like a scarf wrapped around your ridiculous hair. You look like the offspring of The Situation impregnating a hipster drunk on PBR.

        Anyhoo … Samantha, I love British birds. You're fit as fuck. Seriously.

      • nepster

        "where guys sit here and fap all day because it's the closest they've ever seen to a real pair of tits…" – said the guy WHO'S ON THE SITE where guys sit here and fap all day because its the closest they've ever seen to a real pair of tits…EXPOSED Joey.

    • Bill

      Congrats. I want to have your babies.

    • sanji

      well done. 😀

    • d00d


    • mcctan24

      Wow, you are smoking hot! Congrats!

  • Rick

    All of them are super hott!!! nice job chivettes.

  • humbug


  • powpowpow

    i forgot, all you ladies f'n rock my face off. thank you 🙂

  • Peter

    Congrats #7! It's good to see you again!

  • Government Employee

    # 17 has my full attention…..

  • Cake is a Lie

    I hope all these girls know that every single one of their guy friends are hoping one day to have sex with them.

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