• turbo

    this post could bring about world peace

    • Andrew

      or at the very least very very very low productivity

  • randomdreamr

    ….. and end worldwide hunger

  • paul

    i believe this post just cured cancer

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

      but caused me to abort 100,000 of my children…

    • Derek

      At the very least, erectile dysfunction.

  • Pat

    OMM, Nom, Nom, Nom….

  • uber guy

    AIDS has just been eradicated

    • Milk

      because only homos have aids?…u fuck

      • Coldzilla


  • wow


  • http://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore

    Ishtar just became a hit movie.

    • T Shawn

      I laughed out loud for realz… and no one under the age of 25 knows why….

      • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

        Well I'm 26, so fill me in!

  • HANK


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1010211268 Pedro Silva

    Damn, I love gravity!


    olivia munn. thank you chive.

    • Joel

      If that guy weren't gay, there would be some lawsuits goin' down. LOL

    • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

      She is definitely one of the most underrated hotties doin' da damn thing!

  • stafferty

    My necks is a little sore now from bouncing my head with the gifs. Well worth it

    • daniel


      • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

        LMA0 . . . prolly both! X-D

  • aosux

    This reminds me. I gotta get my wife that trampoline for christmas.

  • Danny P

    Your mom just lost weight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

    I no longer feel the endless rage that previously made up 98% of my day. The other 2% of my day just got better too. 😉

  • Jjj

    the end to erectile dysfunction!

  • the captain

    is it just me, or has pedobear influence been popping up a lot recently?

    ah whatever, bouncing things rock.

  • RobbieBobbie

    my right arm and hand now hurts very very much

  • http://www.facebook.com/benjamin.carnahan Benjamin Carnahan

    You can go ahead and take down #6 right fucking now. Pedobear would be proud. . .

    • its_forge

      Oh shut the fuck up for Christ's sake. Even a motion GIF of a fully dressed underage woman still isn't pedophilic. Who are you anyway, the Pic Police? Go find someone else's party to piss on.

      • http://www.facebook.com/benjamin.carnahan Benjamin Carnahan

        My mistake, if Miley Cyrus and underage girls are your thing then by all means enjoy.

        • its_forge

          If I were under 18 what would the difference be? Do you think there are no boys under 18 surfing these pages? You'd likely be really wrong about that. She's not my speed, I see her as a child, but if that's someone else's happy place, what the frick is it to you?

          • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

            So what if I like my Scotch, like my chicks……….12 yrs old!!! Hey-Ohhhhhh!

            • hot carl

              and mixed up in coke

          • Chris

            I seriously doubt there are a bunch of < 18 year olds cruising this site. Probably, most of the people are adults at work. If I want to look at bouncing tits/asses in my own home, I can find much better to look at than fully clothed gifs. Also, go fuck yourself.

            • youngin'

              im only 13. i love the chive. titties everywhere!!!! whoo hoo

              • Chris

                If you're trying to look at titties, and your best source is the chive, I feel kinda bad for you. The internets is about 70% porn. You can do better.

                • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

                  Who said he wanted to look at sleazy bitches that fuck for money on camera? Also, where did you get your statistic that the 'net is 70% porn . . . where you got your opinion about where youngin' should be lookin' for tits (your asshole)? lol fuck outta here

    • hot carl

      Didn't this gif come off public television? Maybe you should focus your crusade there, closer to the source.

    • Carly

      Pretty sure she is 19 anyway.

  • hot carl

    do loose hips sink ships?

  • Becca

    I so am in love with Olivia Munn.

  • fjr@me.com

    things that bouce…?


  • Dave

    #14??? Anyone

    • Joel

      Have you ever considered the reality *pause for dramatic effect* that there is no 14?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1138802465 Timothy Parrish

        I guess he… *takes off sunglasses* Lost count.

  • its_forge

    #2 they had to have been playing it for the vamp since there is simply no way a woman built like that would go out for a jog in a built-in-bra tank top and not something to keep that lovely chest from ripping itself apart internally. That is marked insanity.

    #3 See that? That's a proper bra.

    #6 In before some asshole whines about pedophilia shut the fuck up you idiots.

    #8 I so adore Catherine Bell, it's so damn sad she's a Scientologist.

    #10 Still gorgeous, really too bad she's one of those lovely people who's famous for nothing but being lovely, but she is still just a fricking knockout.

    • http://www.facebook.com/benjamin.carnahan Benjamin Carnahan

      Awww, hit a sour note did we? Just stay away from elementary schools.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

        You're a lame, not only for trolling, but for posting using your real name and Facebook (wackness) as a login. Miley is LEGAL, so why are you even trying to be relevant here with your bullshit?

    • Gutterville

      I feel sorry for #3 tiny body but such large breast

      • its_forge

        Well she's young, she's probably got 10 years before those start giving her back trouble. And she's smart, she wears a very supportive undergarment instead of letting them bounce all over creation.

      • its_forge

        She probably won't be dancing like *that* for a whole lot more years though. = )

    • Malachi Constant

      Catherine Bell cured my epilepsy- and my full balls! (I wish)

    • do it

      #6 is just pathetic. #12 on the other hand…now thats a booty!

      • its_forge

        The kid's okay but yeah, she doesn't hold up against the rest of this bunch. That #12 is pretty epic. Fun to look at, but oddly for a screaming hetero such as myself I'm not a huge fan of that gallomphing booty thing. That little move Alizee does, that's more my speed, that girl is the worldwide authority on HAVE YOU SEEN MY BUTT? THIS IS MY BUTT. EVERYBODY SEEMS TO LIKE MY BUTT. http://www.alizee-forum.com/gallery/albums/stuff_

    • Coldzilla

      Dude take a fuckin pill

      • its_forge

        you take a pill. Why the fuck is there a comment button if I'm not gonna comment?

        • Coldzilla

          We get a great thread like this and it always happens – some poor SOB has to analyze it to death instead of just sitting back and enjoying it.

          Course it may have been THIS comment that inspired my response…..

          "#6 In before some asshole whines about pedophilia shut the fuck up you idiots. "

          Time to turn off the puter and go out amongst the 3D people LOL

  • Its-a me, Mario

    Lord have mercy….that girl in #12 can really work it.

    • BloodScrubber

      Yup. I don't know what that move is called….but the world could use ALOT more of it. Cheers.

      • http://twitter.com/YoungCosby @YoungCosby

        It's called "twerking"

  • Nicnac

    #13 Olivia Munn "these have more intelligence than my head"

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