Daily Afternoon Randomness (45 Photos)

  • jamison

    #19 could use a couple thumbs —->

    • Not First

      In her butt….

      • IRIEWAY

        I dont get it…do you fellas think she is hot cuz of the dorky ass movie she was in??
        Sorry but she looks like my 13 year old cousin…who has a penis.
        Duckface and the plastic doll at the end…thas more like it

        • Really

          U R GAY

          • Urban

            She's cute.

            • IRIEWAY

              Exactly…she cute as a 13 year old, and has the body of a skinny dude

              • Face!

                Tell you what, you keep the fat ugly bitches in Ohio and the rest of us will enjoy attractive women.

              • broham

                i agree with the haters. she is plain. not hideous, just not interesting. and this photo reminds me of every plain office worker in any cafeteria. i dont get the appeal at all.

    • Sickos

      And for all of you that gave that a thumbs up, congratulations! You're all now on the FBI's pedophile watch list. Seriously guys, she looks like she's 12.

      • IRIEWAY

        Finally, someone that knows what they're talking about. Why would you find a young girl blossoming into a beautiful woman attractive? I personally like guys.

        • CIAFOREVER

          IRIEWAY no one will cry when you die.

          • CIAFOREVER

            Except for my Mom and my sister… cuz she will miss your fat dick in her mouth.

            • Dormin

              I don't even know if that last one was supposed to be insult

        • IRIEWAY

          pretty funny how you used my name to make it seem like I made that comment.

          Now get back to taking pics of emma watson looking, 12 yr old girls with the build of teenage boy

        • SSDD

          You sir, you are gay

    • Pedo Man

      I agree, she is hot(but that's only because I like pretty little boys).

      • Dormin

        Pedo Man, you just ruined chive

    • Ken

      I said this in another recent gallery, but she might be the next Grace Kelly. Whatever it is that makes people a star, this girl has it.

  • Random

    #19 – Emma Watson deserves at least several galleries

    • feklar

      Someday, this gal is going to take her clothes off in front of a camera and there will be joy across the land. #19

      • IRIEWAY

        Yea uh…i cant wait to see those hot bee stings on the build of a 13 year old boy.

        • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

          well until then you can enjoy the bee sting in your pants

          • IRIEWAY

            Pete, your comment makes no sense…and you missed a spot shaving on your chin buddy.
            Now go give your sisters earrings back ya giant douche!

    • Dr Get F'ing Serious

      THIS IS CRAP. Unscientific poll. Thumb me down if you would rather have sex with Emma Watson….thumb me up if you would rather have sex with #45.

      • trollin

        I cannot believe that you have a negative rating right now………
        I would rather suck #45 tits than fuck Emma, (not that I would kick either one out of bed)

        • IRIEWAY

          And there you have it. Most chivers are apparently attracted to 12 year old looking chicks w the build of a teenage boy.
          How in the F would you rather f emma over the hot ass chick in 45?? my mind is blown!
          These guys must be hard core lord of the rings douches!

          • northerner

            Because 45's TITS ARE TOO BIG. Emma's are just right. And she's prettier. OHO. So there.

      • Me!

        I can't answer without seeing #45's face. (And even then, most likely I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed, but a pretty face is important to me. It's more unique than an ass and boobs and Emma has a very pretty face.)

  • Cris Ron

    Macauley Culkin is doing Mila Kunis. Nuff said

    • Big Los

      Word… He who laughs last, laughs last…

    • Speedy

      is their proof hes ever been "inside" her? but i guess if she's dating him, he's either hung or paying her for it lol.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      whats that say about mils kunis?

      • HimThePhotographer

        She likes cocaine and the residuals he makes from the twelve home alone movies.

    • Julio Rodriguez

      Nope, sorry, he's still Macauley Culkin.

  • grrrr

    #45 richard says "i turn her around…if no dimples?!?!? i walk away and say nothing"

    • Northman

      You are such a tool. Troll elsewhere, dip$hit.

      • Fishy

        I still believe.

    • Ballzonya

      haha! Still not giving that up?

      And I would say "Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich."

      • Kai

        for a second I read Fist sandwich… the possibilities were… interesting.

    • IREWAY

      Hahahaha, good one. After that exchange Richard probably mosies on over to Emma Watson, asks her to flash him her mosquito-bite sized tits, and says "You're built like a teenage boy with a vagina. What more could I ask for?".

      • SSDD

        You sir, you are still gay

  • Hard Up Nerd

    #45 I would say, "Where's your head?"

    • knuckledonkey

      What do you need a head for? No head, no dimples. Whatevs.

    • aosux

      #45, why don't you make me a sammich since you're in your apron

  • meh

    Wha'ts the point of 43?

    • Chrissy

      I think the girls are on the jumbo-tron thing, and are taking a picture of it. At least that is all I can make of it.

    • WHT

      They are laughing at you for not using "#".

      • Max Power

        They are "clever" for turning the "Heat" logo into "I'm a skank" logo? You got me.

        • Jules

          #43 for yo reference:)

          • Fanderson

            girls with cameras?

    • Chris Mason

      The girl to the far right gots something like milk coming out of her nose and mouth.

    • Dlaka

      Guess that all of them are cross-eyed

  • Urban

    #45. I say, "Open up and say, Ah!"

  • Astronomical

    #44 Liam Neeson's long lost brother …

    • Juan

      Ha! I was gonna say Fred Willard

  • TCB12

    MOAR #40 & #41

    • Anonymous


    • Your Mom's Dog

      Even her shirt wants "Moar"!

    • kiss_or_kill

      But where's the boobies? Boo to that.

    • No tits

      is that under boob or rib cage?

    • BloodScrubber

      Fantastic thighs. Must be a runner.

    • Bdrizzle

      Well….I'd ***k her :p

    • Dan

      the shirt says it all… "Moar"

      fantastic ass. bravo.

    • Matthew

      Love this girl. So fine.

      Sick of girls with boob jobs.

  • Andy

    #45 – Hi my name is Andy and I'd love to disappoint you.

  • Kris Coleman

    Epic Win.

    • Fishy

      Probably the quickest movie ever made.

    • Ryan

      Why is there a picture of Seattle on that cover? I know that it's a joke, but on the far right, there is the freaking Space Needle!

      • Semper

        Because it's the movie cover for Sleepless in Seattle….did you not get the reference?

    • Joygasm

      Seemed like a quick/dirty photoshop job to me

      • MvBats

        Actually it was Microsoft Paint… Eat it!

  • Urban

    #3 State Fair of Texas in Dallas.

    • Long Duck Dong

      Deep Fried Pepsi…take that JAPAN!

      • Just Sayin'

        you win sir…you win!

    • Gavin

      Minnesota State Fair!

      • aFarrari

        it is indeed the Minnesota State fair. I second that.

      • Catence

        Gotta love Minnesota State Fair: the time for fried food and everything on a stick.

    • ruffestneckaround

      Pretty sure it moves…they have it in Calgary for The Stampede too…

      • Steeb

        this is true, and it's not as tasty as it may sound….well not the pepsi anyways. just stick with the mini donuts 🙂

  • WhiteGuyAtWork

    #45 "thank you"

    • Imburgia

      #45 "You're Welcome"

  • CorpChivette

    #21 gets max cool points!

    • GTO

      no idea Darkwing Duck had nice perky tits. my childhood all makes sense now

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Now I'm gonna get wood every time I see Darkwing Duck. Thanks a lot Chive!

  • tyler

    that is just a great stomach/underboob on #40

    • Ballzonya

      It looks like her shirt says Moar.

      • Hank

        Hot as hell!

  • cjm

    What can I do for you?

    • trollin

      more like what can I do you for!

  • Long Duck Dong

    #3 – How do you deep fry a Pepsi? What is this Japan?

  • Lucas

    #19 – Thank you, can I have more?

    • T-Ruckus

      STFU Lucas. Your a goddamn moran.

      • superasente

        Says the guy who can't spell "you're."

        • superasente

          Or "moron."

          Nearly missed it. Great stuff.

          • JoStal

            Shut the fuck up grammer nazi.

            • Markus

              It's 'grammar' and Nazi is spelled with a capital 'N'.

  • ROK

    #45 PSSST your ass is showing

  • Not First

    #40 and #41 are Awesome.

    Number #45, I'd just tell her I drive a Porsche and get head. By the time she figured out I was lying she'd be needing to brush her teeth.

    I want #1 in my back yard.

  • feklar

    I'd say "Right (or left) Face!" to #45

  • Some Body

    #22 Obviously this guy doesn't have the balls to demand his lady to make him his own sandwich!

    • cpt

      what protection does it offer from biting your fingers?

      • LongJohn

        Why would you want that? Then there's no warm, gooey filling………

  • Huey

    #5 – "Hooray for Santy Claus!"

    • TChrisB

      That movies was titled "Santa Claus VS the Martians" when I was a kid. Used to watch it every season. On UHF.

  • mtella88

    #45 come home with me! if the head is a turn off, just make it doggy 😛

    • Pat

      *Sigh* Why am I not surprised the guys most obsessed with tits and ass have absolutely NO game, and spit out lines as neat as a blender?

      • mtella88

        who says im a guy?

        • Juan Julio

          woman makes it even worse because you should know better.

          • mtella88

            who says im a woman?

  • Anonymous

    #39 Player number 13 is Kimberly Glass. I am in love with her. That is all.

    • Hmmm

      Her number on the USA team is 10, but I think this is club?

      • Joe

        That's not Kimberly Glass. It's Cindy Rondon Martinez and she plays on a club team in the Dominican Republic.

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