Merry Christmas to all the Chivers out there (22 Photos)

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  • blakely

    #8, surprisingly, I take the cross-eyed one

    • steve-o

      i was thinking "who would i do, and in what order", and landed on the cross-eyed one too

      • Just Sayin'

        as soon as i saw it i started labeling "1..2..3..4…."

      • ryan

        I totally agree on the cross eyed one, not sure why just because.

        • Avante

          That way you do her while checking out the other ones .. she wouldn't see you anyway.

    • Yesman

      I also like the ornery one on the left

    • A BiPolar Guy

      I agree because they are all gorgeous but she looks like a girl who likes to have fun. It's not like she's really cross-eyed anyway.

  • mostly

    #3, a chivette ninja turtle. sweet

    • 6655321

      No ring I see. So, you are only arranged to be married.

    • -------

      you could take the "nailed it" from #16 and apply it to #17…cause she's hot and i would nail her

  • Frit

    #6 Gotta love Utah! Twice!

    • R0gerThat

      I live in Utah, it is fantastic. Although it would be better if i knew these 2!

    • Boss Hog

      What part of Utah. I am from B-town and looking for some good ole Christmas tappage!

    • Seatech Astronomy

      "You go to Utah, you stay…….in Utah."

    • Superlame

      I didn't know umpha lumphas were from utah. now I know…

  • Semper

    Utah girls are dogs I guess. At least 50% of them…

    • R0gerThat

      Who ever told you that is a f*king retard, and if its just you saying this… your also a f*king retard! Utah has an ample supply of amazing looking girls.

  • Lively

    #9 does her shirt actually say: Moar?

    • denzino

      That's exactly what I was thinking! Yes, MOAR please!

    • schnizz

      if not, it should say Moar!

  • jamie

    merry xmas chive !

  • Dylan

    #21 I am impressed, does that count for something?

    • Anonymous

      Fucking grrrreeeeaaaatttt job!

    • Run

      and find someone who is, or welcome to the first day of everyday of your married life.

      • DaddyD

        I have to second this comment. If she doesn't appreciate you now, RUN LIKE HELL!

        90% of women in the world would screw your brains out for this. Find one of them.

        • Lylah

          I'm one of them

    • Ray

      Dude, girlfriend is a beatch. Dump her ass. If she's that uptight, your life is going to be hell.

      • msacraS

        Yeah, follow our advice, make a drastic life decision and dump your fiancee over how you wrapped her christmas gift, she obviously hates your guts and will throughout your marriage. Trust us, we are experts.

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        • colby

          this comment wins. and it does so in epic proportions.

  • thomas

    #5, excellent work, man

  • Lando

    John's note is really the chive in a nutshell. – a website with a heart that ends with a promise of college chicks and a gallery full of half naked girls wishing us merry christmas. the chive is probably the best site in the world, or so I hear.


  • Dlaka

    #6 Go Utah

  • jason

    #7 is the reason you need to dedicate to a hand bra posting

    • jason

      make that #17

    • Just Sayin'

      haha yeah you mean #17 buddy, i'm guessing #7 has been nowhere near a bra or boobs any time recently…

  • Chad

    While I’m all for planning ahead to 2012, any thoughts on 2011? 😉
    Either way, thanks for all you do, and Merry Christmas!

  • BuckRodgers

    I can understand the hover hand for #7, that chick is ripped.

    • ndebt4kids

      Nicole Wilkens-Lee Ms. fitness olympia

  • gideonforpresident

    #21 I knew a lifeless woman like that once. I would crack a funny joke and she would smile and say "hmm, that's funny," then talk about her job. GET OUT NOW!

    • Anonymous

      Maybe she's just not into pussy.

  • rich

    #17 I LOVE SLUTS!!!

    • dmoney

      who doesent ?

    • Error404

      2 words………..FIND HER

    • mith

      Me Too.!

  • Ellie

    WOOOO Wollongong 😀

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001652244461 Tomasz Zee Buratynski

    #5 Awesome dude!

  • darthbrowncoat

    #21 Get a new fiancee

  • Dan

    What's with the giant ads on each side?

  • Lisa_Martin

    Merry Christmas to all at Resignation John.

    Merry Christmas All Chivers.

    May the warm fuzzies that the chive gives us for those few minutes a day, last all year long. Chive on. 😉

  • bubblerider86

    #19….Awesome & Chive approved 😉

  • Mighty Jeff

    #21 Then are you sure you want to marry her?

    • pabloxanibar

      Agreed, 100x agreed! Ditch the soulless harpy that doesn't appreciate presents wrapped in pure win.

      • JOE pancake


  • XXXC5

    #7 hehe Bates

  • streetdeath

    #17 where is STL? i need to know.

    • Bored N STL

      St. Louis, MO. Which is where I am… Now to find her!

      • jacob

        Same here. I'm on a mission.

    • Chris

      I've lived here all my life, she's the hottest chick i've ever seen that's from STL…

    • mith

      St. Louis

  • nate

    I am in the process of interviewing for a job in UTAH. #6 makes me even more hopeful!!!

    • FuckOff

      Going to Utah in 2 weeks, yesssssss 😉

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