Daily Afternoon Randomness (46 Photos)

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  • parcel

    #16, you made my day!

    • Ben


    • KyleGamgee

      You made my day as well! There's only one thing better than great cleavage.

      • BeardManly

        What is better than great cleavage? Tell me of this wonderful thing now! I beg of you!

        • kdtc

          It would be an honour to see the one thing better than great cleavage, the unrestricted cradle of beauty that is those breasts.

          Made my day? Made my fucking week.

        • Wakka Wakka

          MOAR CLEAVAGE!!!

    • CMD

      This has brighten my for sure

    • Blockhead

      Mine Too! 🙂

    • Bishop 2 2

      #16 we don't need world peace. these will do! 😀

    • Jonny P

      You've made many days

  • prime of

    #32, the dude does not abide #33

    • Catch

      rofl well played


      #32 #41 #33
      you forgot someone

  • aosux

    ASU…ASU…ASU. Do Devils!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      yeah, but its in Arizona. nothing should live in arizona.

      I'll give you #10 on the left and #13. the rest are beat.

      • aosux

        Exactly, so the chicks dress like this for 2/3 of the year.

      • IRIEWAY

        Its the balance in life brutha. Many things may suck about Az…but our women are a tourist attraction on their own

    • jason in pc

      #12 anyone notice the shocker?

  • tommy

    Laundry day just got a whole lot better #46

    • Bdg

      OMG. Best legs I've seen in a looong time.

      I saw, I came.. I've been conquered.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      right on

      • Martin

        those thighs could crush a man

        • lonin

          Those thighs could crush a boy, a man would know what to do with them.

    • BigDingo

      I could ruin a few tube socks to this

    • Rahm Emanuel

      It's photoshop retards…the thighs are flat…

    • dondraperstie

      holy fuuuuuck! well played, sir

    • mclendonmeister

      Wouldn't it be cool if #46 left the note in #45

    • less10percent

      This photo is the most awesome I have ever seen on The Chive

  • Shitfaced

    I am cool because my comment is near the top of the comment section.

    I shall now proclaim – Fifth! in an effort to confirm my coolness.

    • bart

      you shall now be thumbed down accordingly

  • Rob

    I'm sorry, I'm new here (literally today). Can somebody explain the insanity I've just walked into?

    • Mark

      that's a tough one. There's a line from a Phish song: 'Welcome, this is a farmhouse….'

      • dairy

        We have cluster flies alas and this time of year is bad

        • domino


          • DANDY

            There's little we can do, But swat them

            • Morehead

              #11 She didn't beg oh, not enough

              • Barleycorn

                #13 She didn't stay when things got tough

              • Donnybrooke

                #13 She didn't stay when things got tough

                • mikey

                  #20 I told a lie and she got mad

                  • Rick

                    #8 She wasn't there when things got bad

                    • Parker

                      #16 I never ever saw the northern lights…

                    • maynerd

                      #32 I never really heard of cluster flies

                    • Donald

                      #6 Never ever saw the stars so bright

                    • My pet

                      #25 In the farmhouse things will be alright!

                    • Mike

                      FLAWLESS VICTORY

                    • Rob

                      LOL, that clears things up a bit. Thanks!

                    • Skime

                      This is the absolute definition of the chive and the absolute definition of awesome

                    • http://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood


                    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

                      That was beautiful. Bravo!

                    • Dan

                      I can't imagine a better explanation. Welcome to theCHIVE

                    • Just Sayin'

                      …what the fuck just happened?

                    • ros

                      president obama should mention this epic great multi-post in his State of the Union address when describing what's right with america!

                    • BigtoenailD

                      thats a great song btw

      • BloodScrubber

        Rob, It all started when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ya see…..

        • been


          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001652244461 Tomasz Zee Buratynski

            Dude, you never saw " Animal House"? Leave your basement now and go buy the movie! NOW i say

      • http://www.facebook.com/kh330 Kate Hughes

        BEST comment thread ever hahaha!! lucky new guy:) #42

    • Wahh

      It is awesome. That is all.
      You will understand soon enough.

    • aosux

      No explaination exists. See you back tomorrow (it only gets better!).

    • Royce

      well you see, this here, is the Chive. Welcome to perfection my friend.

    • Anonymous

      I am the walrus.

    • TCB12

      Your life begins today.

    • Dizzle

      that was awesome.

    • Lisa_Martin

      Rob, here's what you need to know. Don't ever say "first" in an attempt to be the 1st commenter on a gallery. It's stupid and proves that you don't have an actual person to have sex with.

      Take everything you see here, with a grain of salt and a shot of whiskey. 😉

      Kick back, relax, enjoy the women, life is sexcellent.

      Chive on.

    • Chvr

      Well basically you've just entered Hotel California. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

    • It might be

      The day you discover Chive… Best fucking day EVER, remember it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mokusei.Tora Jusnel Gonzalez

      #33 The dude has your answer!

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    God bless laundry day #46

    • Anonymous

      God has nothing to do with this. Ass bless laundry day!

    • amenimomakezu

      Indeed, mate!

    • Boris

      There is no god. Evolution made that. Thank evolution.

  • Brah

    #33 also works as a photo bomb.

    • _HypoLuxa_

      . . . you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie . . .

  • grammarman


    Dump the bitch, her grammar is terrible

    • kmd

      I don't care what she looks like; that chick is awesome!

    • Paul

      F that…Marry her

      • Its-a me, Mario

        at least see how she cooks man are you mad!? Marry her he says….

    • UPSgrrrL88

      Maybe she's playing naked.

      • CalculatedRisk

        I've made myself a promise not to get married in the near future (as in, while I can still walk unaided), but if I came across a chick like this, who played naked, passed the "not bigger than me" rule, and could even half-cook, she'd be in line for a ring…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509235958 Ragnar Jensson

      this is awesome

    • Mongoose

      …he said without placing a punctuation mark at the end of his sentence….

    • Erk

      Sad lonely haters gotta hate

  • MARK haz idea

    #10, #13 I say theCHIVE pits ASU vs. IU. Both colleges submit their best and see what happens when the dust settles

    • Danny P

      IU's are "regular girls". Anyone can troll the interwebs and find hot chicks in their alma maters sweater. IU FTW!!!

      • IRIEWAY

        translation: IU's are "butt ugly girls". you cant drive down the street and see mad hotties like at ASU
        IU FTL

    • Bruce Banner

      Better. Special Chiver Contests. Specific States and colleges.

    • Keith

      I say eff these two colleges fighting. You can find hot girls at ANY college.

  • http://www.facebook.com/petah.griffin Wes Mantooth

    #46 made MY DAY WOW!!! That's Hella ASS! Great legs,

    Chive, FIND HER!

    • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Cankles Wes, Cankles.

      ass is spot on though.

      • Paul

        Obviously you've never actually seen cankles

      • Its-a me, Mario

        Cankles man…..what are you doing looking at her ankles? It goes Ass, more Ass…legs and then maybe the hamper or the black&decker…..and back to the ass. It's not that difficult.

    • Terry

      great ass, thunder thighs though. She could kick my ass most likely

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #7 Is there anything that Bill Murray doesn't make better?

    • Anonymous


    • Tean_Zu

      Forget Bill Murray. I want to bang the chick with the flashy crotch. Wonder if I would die if I were to cum in to the light??

    • simon

      Lost in Translation.

    • BeardManly


    • been

      Yeah. "Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties".

  • Roscoe

    #46 Screw the laundry, stay like that!

  • OwnerOfYou

    #16 Thank you, Adriana!

    fap fap fap fap…..

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #8 It smells like fish

  • Mr. Awesomeness

    #5 These 3 are everywhere. Why did they have to be here, too? Lame.

    #20 Sure hope it was better than the dogs we had last week. She looks great!

    #38 Wasn't there an Andy Sandberg song about this?

  • Pat

    #4 with that body… I think I can overlook the "Duckface"…

    • Gutterville2

      It looks to me like the duck face is permanent due to some type of lip surgery o.0

    • mtella88

      I overlooked that "duckface"… and has just seen it now 😛

      • JohnnyCrosslin

        legs are shopped pretty good

    • CPO_Mendez

      Duckface is unacceptable. In any circumstances.

    • mememe

      she looks a lot like Elena Grimaldi, italian pronstar…

    • stugoo

      dude looks like a lady?!!!!

    • its_forge

      Not me, I'd rather look at a naked Barbie than all the ugly plastic in that pic.

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #12 The shocker…NICE!

    • aosux

      Its not the shocker, its the Devil. Get it right!

      • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

        When you get a real girlfriend you'll learn that it's the shocker.

      • Yer dad

        Gay men see the devil, straight men see two hot chicks asking for two in the pink, one in the stink.

  • Dunny_

    Jesus H Christ. I could soil an entire load of socks just looking at that ass…

    • BJB

      Then she willl wash them!!!

  • Del

    #4 Brewer's fan???

  • Dude

    I stared at that for a solid five minutes.

    • Catch


    • Just Sayin'

      a "#36" would have been fine…

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    #46 Good thing it's laundrey day because I just stained my shorts.

    • Locode


  • Mark

    Worst GIF ever.


    • Shiyan

      I have actually seen the completed one where you ALWAYS get to see them.

  • Voldemort

    #46 FTW!

  • wyatt

    #46 that is the greatest butt and leg pic i've seen in a long time! thank you!

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